It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.
Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice.
Sleeps until noon.
Used opium in college.
Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
Hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?
You don't really need any more information, do you?



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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Yikes!

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