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•You wanna play circus? You sit on my face and i'll try to guess yer weight.•
•Is your father a terrorist? Cuz yer the bomb.•
•I lost my phone number. Can i borrow yours?•
•Is your father a carpenter? Cuz yer givin me a woody.•
•Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see me in your pants.•
•Are you wearing space pants? Cuz yer ass is out of this world.•
•How bout a banana split? I got the banana if you got the split.•
•I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.•
•Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.•
•Do you have a map? Cuz i get lost in yer eyes.•
•Can you give me directions? to yer hearT.•
•Are your feet tired? cuz i wanna rub them!!•
•Can you help me find something?? the key to yer heart.•
•Are you a thief? cuz when i first saw you, you took my breath away.•