...FiRsT...i'D LiKe tO gIvE aLL mY LoVe...
...aNd ReSpEcT tO mY MoM, mY dAd...
!!!mY KuYa bOnG, and mY aTe rIo!!
...aNd mY BoY aNd BeSt FriEnD, CaRLo...
...I LuV YoU aLL...
RiO: WeLL...iF yOu gO LooK aT mY
HoMePaGe, YoU cAn sEe tHaT mY cApS LoCk aNd sHiFt kEy iZ bRoKeN...
hehehehe...hEy dId yOo SeE?? i PuT aTe RiO.....aNd....YoU NeVeR mAdE mE
tHat kEy cHaiN YOU wAnTeD tO maKe fEr
mEEEE....wHaT tHe dEaL!!!! dAwG!!!! aNd dOn'T mEsS wiT FaTsO!!!!
hehheHEHEHEheheheeH.....niCk cArTeR.... hE's sO dReaMEeE!!!
hehehehe...aNd oNe mOrE tHiNg....yOu aRe tHe bEsT siStEr i eVeR
hAd...aNd i lUv yOu fEr thAt.....
KuYa BoNg: HeY tHeRe....hAvEn'T sEeN
YoU iN a wHiLe......hhehehehehe...i cRaCk mE uP!!!! WeLL...yOu sTiLL
sMeLL...HeY tHeRe gOnnA bE aNy fRee FooD aT aNy sPeCiAl eVenTs aT
RuTgErS??!?!? aNd wHeN aRe YoU gOnNa cUm hOmE.....tHeRe'S aLwAyS sUm
cOmPlaiNiN gOin oN 'rOunD hErE iF yOu kNoW wHaT i mEaN.....aNd...yOu
dOn'T hAvE tO pAy mE bAcK.....
cArLo: DaMn mAn...yOu sToLe hEr!! yOu
kNoW i sTiLL LuB yOu..cUz yEr LiKe a bRoThEr tO mE...yEr mY bEsTeSt
fReNd oR sOmEtHiNg...jejeje...wE GoT aLL tHoSe iNsiDe JoKeZ..yOu kNoW
i'LL aLwaYz bE tHeRe fEr yOu...aNd i AiN't mAd aTcHa...i cAn'T eVeR
gEt mAd aTcHa...cUz yEr tHe BiZZoMb...BiTcH!!! jejejeje..Where are you
now, sucker? Look. I'm talking proper and sTuFF..jejejeje...SuCkA!! oR
SuKa...jejeje...iSn'T tHaT LiKe VoMiT oR ViNeGaR!??!!? aNd mAyBe oNe
dAy..wHeN i'M tHeRe..i'LL mEeT oNe oF yEr fReNdZ..WeLL...i gUeSS
i'LL TaLk tO yOu LaTeR, sUcKa!!! pEaCe ouT HoMiE!! jejejeje...
cLaRiSSe: HoWdY tHeRe....hehehe...sEe
wHeRe yOu aRe oN mY sHouTouTs?? jUsT aS yOu rEquEsTeD...sEe??!?!
WeLL....wHaT cAn i saY bOuT YoU?!? oH yeAh, tHaT wAs mY iDeA fEr tHe
cArD...sO...wHeN aRe yOu gOnNa hOoK mE uP wIt yEr cUtE fRendZ???
WeLL.....i wAnnA tHanK yOu fEr bEin' a fRenD...aNd iF yOu eVer nEeD
sOmEoNe tO TaLk tO...i'LL bE tHeRe...cuZ yEr LiKe fAmiLy tO mE....weLL,
i'LL taLk tO yOu LaTeR.....LuV Ya....
JeNniFeR: HeY duMMy...hoW's rAy...aNd
hoW's ParTy CiTy!?!? oNe dAy...i'LL tEacH YoU hOw tO uSe aMerIcA
onLinE....eVeN tHouGh iT's suPpOseD tO bE rEaL siMpLe tO uSe....buT
iT's aLL gOoD....cUz yOu aRe cOoL...nOt aS cOoL aS mE oF
cOuRse....hehehehehe..aNd wHeN aRe YoU gOnnA sTaRt eAtiNg aNd
gRoWiNg??? yOu sLouChiNg oR sOmeThiNg?!?!? hehehe...WeLL...iF yOu eVer
nEeD sOmEoNe tO tAlK tO...i'LL bE hErE tO lEnd aN eAr...wEll...i'LL sEe
yOu LaTeR....LuV yA....
cHarLeS: HeY tHeRe cHarLeS...jUsT
wAnTeD tO sHouT yOu ouT...cUz YoU dA mAn!!!! hEhEheheeE...sO wHo'S yEr
GirLfRiEnD noW?!?! dOn'T bE a pLaYa LiKe yEr kUyA...heehhehe...yOu
DiDn'T LeT mE bOrRoW yEr yO-yO..HeheheEHh...
rIcHaRd: heY tHeRe "rIcK"...mAn...yOu
aRe oNe duMb mOfO...hehehehe....wHeN aRe yOu gOnNa pLaY bAsKeTbaLL
aGaiN??!!? anD iF yOu eVeR gO tO pLaY...sEE iF yOu cAn bRiNg mEe,
unLesS yOu aRe tOo cOoL tO hAnG ouT wIt mE...hehEhe...j/p....oH
yEaH.....gReaT jOb aT tHe bArRiO thInGeE...sOmE oF iT wAs pRetTy
fUnNy......CaLL mE iF YoO aRe gOnNa pLaY BaLL...okee??
jAcKiE: hEy jAckIe....hOw yOu dOin???
uMmMm.....i kNoW i dOn'T rEaLLy TaLk tO yOu...bUt yEr cOoL....umMm...i
dOn'T rEaLLy kNoW wHaT tO sAy...sO uMmMmmM...jUsT wAnTeD tO sHouT yOu
oUt....sO uM....hI jAcKiE... hEheHeheE
KriS: HeY doRk...yOu nEeD tO qUiT
sWeaTiN mY gIrLieZ...liKe JenNiFeR LoVe HeWiTT aNd LauReN...cuZ tHeY'rE
miNe...hehehe...aNd FeRgeT LauReN nOw...cUz i FouNd sOmEoNe BeTTeR...sO
tHeRe..anYwaYz....yOu'Ve bEeN a gReaT fReNd...aNd tHaT oNe gIrL wHoSe
lAsT nAme iS thE sAmE aS hEr 1sT nAmE dOeSn'T LoOk tHaT gOod...sHe
caN'T bE aS BeAuTiFuL aS tHiS oThEr gIrL i mEt...hehehehe...WeLL..i'LL
taLk tO yOu LaTaHz....
mIcHeLLe: dAmMiT mIcHeLLe...wHeN aRe
YoU gOnnA hOoK mE uP wIt LauReN...ahH...fErGeT LauReN...i FouNd soMeoNe
BeTTeR...hEy...tOo bAd BouT jAy...oH WeLL...LiFe gOeS oN...heheEheHe...
TeLL HiM i sAiD hI....hEy...iS tHaT aLcOhOl i sMeLL?!?!?? oR iS tHaT
vOmIt!!!! hAhaHahA...i cRaCk mE uP...WeLL...i'LL prObaBlY sEe YoU
lAtEr..mAyBe aT dRuG faIr wHeN mS. BoDy oDoR iS wErkIn??? heehHehE..aSk
CarLo bOuT dAt...anYwAyZ...sTaY cOoL...aNd i'LL sEe yA LaTeRz...LuB
yA....
rJ: hEy dOrK...u sToLe dAt cArD..aNd
wHeN i tRiEd tO gEt iT bAcK...yOu MoLeStEd mE...aNd qUiT trYiN tO TouCh
mY BaLLz!!! hehehehe....aNd uMmMMmmM...sAy Hi tO pRiNcEsS...aNd dOn'T
tRy HoOkiN mE uP wIt yEr LiL sIsTeR...HoW bOuT MiSsY nAvArRo!!?
heeheheHEheheeh....
mArK & mArRiSsA: HeY yOu 2...i MiSs yOu
sUcKaZ...HaVen'T sEeN yOu GuYz rOuNd mUcH...YoU HaViN FuN iN CoLLeGe?!?
hehehehe...WeLL..sOrRy i DiDn'T hAvE yEr sHouTouT BeFoRe...iT wAs cUz,
uMmMmmM...yEaH..hehehe...weLL aT LeAsT i kNo mY HoMePaGe iS cOmPLeTe
cUz i sHouTeD yOu tWo oUt..WeLL...i gUeSS dAt's aLL i GoTz tO sAy so
uMmMmM...oKeE...bUh ByE...
DaViD: wElL DaVe....hehehehe...i'Ve
kNoWn yOu fEr a wHiLe noW....wHa'S tHaT??? nOiSe PoLLuTioN??!?!?!
heHEHehEheh....i'LL gEt YoU tHoSe mP3's tO pUt oN CD....pRoBabLy iN dA
SuMMeR....bUt YoU pRoBaBlY wOuLdN't rEmEmbEr mE sInCe yOu aRe tHe nExT
PuFFy.....hhEheHehEheHe....yoU kNoW wHaT i mEaN...wELL.... GoOd lUcK
wIt tHe mUsIc sTuFF aNd aLL tHat iLL iSh...wEll...bLacK
PoWeR...hehehehe...hElp...a bLaCk mAn iZ aTtAckIn mEE!!!
hElP....hehehehehehe..taLk tO yA LaTeR....
nEiL: tHanKs FeR tHe rIdEz tO
sChoOl...tOo bAd yEr aLwAyZ oUt dUriNg tHe wEekEnDs...oThErwiZe CorEy
aNd i, oR JaSoN aNd i wOuLd'Ve bEaT yOu...hEhEehHe...YoU bEtTeR sToP bY
wHeN yEr iN CoLLeGe....tHerE woN'T bE aNyOnE tO tEaM uP wIt dAviD thAt
i wOuLd bEat iN bAskEtBaLL....heheHe...aNd qUiT sWeAtiN mY
gIrL...JeNnIfeR LoVe HeWiTt....heehEhehH...cUz shE's mIneZ!!!!
hehehehe....
CoReY: LeT'S sEe....yOu cAn'T bEaT mE
iN gRanD tHeFt aUtO....yOu cAn'T bEaT mE iN qUaKe....nOt iN
bAskEtbaLL...nOt iN mArIo KaRt...goSh...wHaT cAn YoU bEaT mE iN!??!
heheeHeeheE...aNd yOu bRoKe mY bIkE.....pReParE tO
dIe....hehehehe...i'M dUmB.....
rAiNiEr: hEy dOrK!!! mY sIsTeR sAiD "hI
fAtSo"...hehEheHe...tHaT's wHy i gOt a "B" iN cHeM!!! eVeN tHoUgH i
FaiLeD HaLf oF tHe tEsTs...yOu KeEp vAnDaLiZiNg tHiNgS...bUt i ToLd yOu
sO..oH WeLL...iT's aLL gOoD cUz yEr sTiLL tHe mAn....bUt iF yEr gOnNa
vAnDaLizE soMe sTufF...jUsT mAkE iT LoOk nIcE...aNd hOw mAnY nAmEs aRe
yOu gOnNa gIb yErSeLf??? DF1, dOpE, jEkL, mOrE...WeLL...i'LL taLk tO
yOu LaTeR...ETC, FC, PB, ABCDEFG, AK, HIJKLMNOP, SM, DP, QRSTUV, WXYZ...sO
mAnY iNiTiaLs NoW....wHaT tHe dEaLLyO!?!?!?!?
gReG s: hEy mAn...yOu aRe tHe cOoLeSt
aNd fUnNiEsT wHiTe bOy i kNoW...aNd yOu aRe tHe mAn...aNd oNe dAy, i'LL
gEt mY cHamPioNsHiP BeLt bAcK...aNd i WiLL bE tHe cHaMpiOn aGaIn...hEy,
wHeRe'S tHe aRcAdE??? hehehehe....dAmN...SeLeNa hAd oNe bIg aSs!!!
heEheHehHhe....oH yEaH...yOu aRe tHe mAn...
tRaCy: hEy tHeRe hoOcHiE mOmMa...i
sHouTeD yOu oUt LiKe i sAiD i wOuLd...sO wHiCh cOrNeR yOu wErKiN noW??
HoW'S tHaT sLuG?!? LeT'S pLaY tWiSteR oN yEr rUg...hhehehehehe...tHaT's
fUnNy..hehehehe...aNd tHaNkS fEr tHoSe sPam cAn oPeNeRs...hehhe...
tHeY'Re tHe bOmB oR sOmEtHiNg...WeLLi gUeSS i'LL TaLk tO yOu LaTeR...
oKeeE..bYe...aNd i'M nOt mEaN...i jUsT dO iT cUz yEr cOoL...
jOsHiE: hEy cOnDoM24O...yOu aRe tHe mAn
aNd yOu cAn'T bEaT mE iN tHe BaTtLe oF tHe uSeLeSS FaCtS....aNd qUiT
bEiNG sO nOsY!!! heheheeHEhehe...yOu HaPPy nOw?!? i sHouTeD yEr sCrUbBy
bUtT oUt...HeheHEheE..WeLL...dOn'T kNo wHaT eLsE tO sAy..eXcEpT HoW's
yEr mOm!?!? HeAhEhaHaeH...
eLiZe: HeRe'Z yEr DuMb sHouTouT!!!
jejeje...JuSt pLaYiN WiTcHa...SoRrEe tO hEaR bOuT yEr pRoBLeMz..LiKe
WiT dAt tHiNg i'M nOt sUpPoSeD tO TeLL pEoPLe bOuT..jejeje..dOn'T
WeRrY...yOu CaN tRuSt mE..cUz i'M a GoOd fReNd..aNd vErY tRuStWoRtHy oR
SoMeThiNg..jejeje...wHa wAs DaT?!?! i CaN'T hEaR yOu!!! jejeje...LeT's
pLaY LaSt WeRd aGaiN..aNd pLaY WiT mY TuVoNcKs...jejeje..WeLLz..i DuN
kNo wHaT eLsE tO sAy..bUt aReN't yOu gLaD i sHouTeD yOu oUt??
jejeje...wELLz...i gUeSS i'LL TaLk tO yOu LaTeRz...bUh bYe...
dOrmZ: heRe'S daT paRagRapH i SaiD i'D
giVe u...sO hErE u gOoOo!!! WeLLz...i duNNo wHaT tO saY...i'M gLaD i
mEt u aNd dA tWiNs...maDe mY suMMeR dA boMb....aNd i'M gLaD u mEt mE
tOooOo!! jejeje...aNd i diD sHouT u ouT..u juSt wErEn'T LooKiN cLoSe
eNuFF!! jejeje...weLLz..sEe u rOuNd piScaTz, hoPefuLLy soOn...*MwaH*
miSs u...i'LL giVe u mY bOmB huGz aGaiN nExT tiMe i sEe u..ooOOh..LooK
aT tHosE pUrTy FiReWoRkS!!! jejeje...
MaRiS: HeY dErE!! LooK!! i gAvE u a
sHouTouT..LiKe yEr oWn sPeCiaL oNe..yEr oWn paRaGraPh...weLLz...u maDe
mY SuMMeR mEmoRaBLe toOo!! aNd i'M gLaD i mEt u tOooO!! cuZ yEr LiKe
dA boMb aNd juNk...anD dUn wErRy..i wOn'T TeLL yEr LiL sEcReT tO aNyoNE
cuZ i'M a tRuStwOrtHy peRsoN...aNd i'LL keEp tHiNgS oN dA d/L...oKiEe
WeLLz..i duNnO wHa eLsE tO saY riTe nOw...exCePt dAt i'M sTiLL miSSiN
yOoO....*mwaH*..sEe u wHeNeVeR...hoPeFuLLy sOoOn....
NiKKi: HeY deRe...i mAdE u a pAraGraPh
sHouTouT =) duN u fEeL sPeciaL?? jejee..weLLz...u maDe mY suMMer a
mEmoRaBLe oNe...iF i nEvEr mEt u, mAriS, and DoRmZ..i duNNo wHaT i'D
dO....mY LiFe wouLdn'T evEr bE coMpLeTe...i'D fEeL LiKe i'D stiLL HaVe
DaT HoLe iN mY heaRt..ooH!! jejeje...WeLLz..umm..yeaH!! i miSs yoOooO!!
aNd HoPefuLLy i'LL sEe u sOoN...cuZ yeaH..aNd LeT's waTcH sOmE pReTTy
FiReWorKs!!! oooOoOH!! aAaahHhHhh!
raMoN raMoS: heY rJ...heRe'S yeR sTuPiD
sHouTouT...jejejjee...LooK..i eVeN maDe u a duMb pAragRaPh...sO..wHeN
cAn i coPy yEr pHySiCs HoMeWoRk??? jejeje..aiGhTz...weLL..tHeRe'S yEr
sHouTouT..anD muCh LoVe 2 yA nuKKa.....pEaCe..
qUicK sHoUtoUts tO:
aTe LeS, tRisHa, cArSeN, DoN, cEeJ, JeFF, KaReN,
gReG F, aLeX, eD, HoBo, RD, gArY, rOmEo, AaRoN, rIkO, rOn rOn,
KatHeRiNe, jOhNNy, pJ, mAi (cuZ i'M dA cUtE oNe), LeO JaMeZ, fLo, joN,
pEeJ, aNd wHoEvEr i fErgOt....jUsT TeLL mE...sO i CaN gEt yOu uP iN
hErE.....
...sHouTouTs tO mY BoY cHiP aNd eLiTe pRoDuCtIoNs...
...i wAs tHrEaTeNeD.i HaD tO pUt tHaT...
...bUt cHiP iS tHe mAn...
...sO i hAd tO GiVe HiM pRoPs...
...cLicK hErE tO gO bAcK tO tHe mAiN MeNu...