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Why do the Norwegian put their hands in the pockets??? They don't want to show that they have different size of their fingers!!!


Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were: The 1st man was an engineer, the 2nd man was an accountant, the 3rd man was a chemist and the 4th man was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. However, the chemist said his dog could do even better. He called his dog and said, "Test Tube, do your stuff." Test Tube got up, walked over to the fridge took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was smart too. The three men turned to the government worker and asked, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed that he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker's compensation and went home on "sick leave." Everyone agreed that that was AWESOME!!


Why are there no Norwegian motorists in Gothenburg?? Because twenty kilometers before there is a signpost, tells "Back"!!!


A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of soda pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of soda keep coming out. A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?" She says, "Fuck off! Can't you see I'm winning?"


I like long walks....(pause) Especially if they are taken by people I don't like...!



How was it on the sewing circle yesterday? Boring! Everyone were there ,so we had no one to talk about!


How old are you , my litttle boy? I'm not old! I'm almost new!



A guy walks into a bar with a dog. As they sit down at the counter, the bartender tells them, that no dogs are allowed. The dog looks up and says, "I don't see any sign posted about dogs." To which the bartender looks at them both and exclaims "Hey! You can talk! This is wild! I'm buying you both a beer". They both thank him and proceed to enjoy their libation. After awhile, the man excuses himself to go to the bathroom and the bartender leans over the bar and asks the dog if he'll "go over to the 7-11 across the street and ask for change from a $20 to buy a newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across the street would get a kick out of it. In return, he'll buy beers for the both of them for the rest of the day and keep the $20 for his trouble. The dog agrees and taking the $20 in his mouth, walks out of the bar. When the man comes out of the bathroom, he asks where his dog has gone and panics when he is told the dog has gone outside without him. He runs outside and begins to cross the street when he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When he turns into the alley, he discovers his dog humping a French Poodle. Shock, the man looks to his dog and says "Rex, how could you? You've NEVER done anything like this before!" The dog looks up at him and says "Frankly, I've never had a $20 bill before!"

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