Word on the street is you're looking to learn a little about me, well you've come to the right place. What kind of crack are you smoking?!?! *smacks some sense into you*

Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way. Allow me to introduce myself ... my name is Lucy. *takes a bow* I'm also known as... Lucretia (my real name), Luce (they say her name is Lucy, but they all call her LUCE!), LOOSE! (that's what CHIP!(haha) calls me), shmoopy (Jason's a loon), freak (for reasons unknown), hey you! (that's what the clerk yells as i'm running out the door with the merchandise) psycho (Jason likes to call me that a lot) and super dooper groovy chic (what you all can call me, cause that's what I am)

Still here? Good, good. Now that you've proven not to scare easily I guess I can go ahead and tell you a little bit more about myself. If you are currently pregnant or have any heart or back conditions please exit at the top right hand corner of your screen. Thank you. Now strap yourself in and enjoy the ride............

Wow, you are brave! OK, you already know my name/names. So allow me to reveal a teeny bit more about myself. I am currently residing in Orlando, Fl. I hate the heat and I can't stand the bugs. I also just learned that we are entering snake season. Yipeeee!!! Just what I wanted to hear. Yeah, you might have figured it out already, I love to bitch. It's my #1 hobby. But, I'm a woman, so it's totally understandable.

I haven't lived in Orlando all my life. In fact, I haven't lived in Orlando for more than 5 months. I was born and raised in Toledo, Ohio. That should say a lot there. Well, to those who have been there anyway. Those of you who have not been there or even heard of it will have no clue what I am talking about. But, oh well.

A little entertainment for ya!


I moved to Orlando to live with Jason and his family. Jason is my honey bunny. [...love is in the air]I love you baby! Anyway, Jason and I met online in June of 1997 and he ended up coming up to Ohio, we lived there for a year, then we moved down here. That's as detailed as I'm getting.

I am 22 years young, born on Sunday, September 11, 1977, at 12:12 a.m. Isn't that such a cool time to be born?? YES!!!!!! It is and you better not say anything bad about that time or I'll have to uh, do something, or something. Yeah, you better be afraid.

Well... I thought I'd tell you some stuff about me that will either scare the crap out of you or make you fall madly in love with me and start stalking me and like boil my bunny or something like that, even though I don't have a bunny, but that's not the point now, is it?!

SOME FREAKY FACTS ABOUT ME... I'm a female. AHHHHHHH!!!! At night when i'm bored I sit there and cut each split end on my hair one by one with a tiny pair of scissors. I can't stand birds, they're scary. I love cheesy movies. I like to make weird noises. I love to have my back scratched. I like to eat doritos on my bagel. I may be the only person who didn't like Titanic. I love any kind of chic band, Jason says I like anything if a girl is doing it, that may be true. I like miniature anythings, if it's a smaller version of something I think it's adorable. I love those little keychain games. I am the scrabble QUEEN!!!!!! No one can beat me. I am a big baby when it comes to Monopoly, I've thrown the board a couple of times. I'm terrified of spiders. I usually don't eat my own birthday cake.
[Here kitty... kitty... kitty]
When I'm thinking I put my finger against my nose and make a pig nose. (Jason hates that) I say "hows come?" instead of "how come?" (Jason also hates that) I'm trying to correct it, but it's hard! WAAAAAAAA!!!!! I have the tendency to go on and on and on and on about things. I like Pez. I have too much crap hanging on my wall. I'm not into group sex. (that's not my bag baby :p) I don't really like cereal that much. I love to read books about women in the South in the 30's and 40's. I own too much nail polish, but that won't stop me from buying more. I cannot throw, only under arm. I once ran from a fight in the 5th grade. hehe, I had my teacher take me home. I ended up fighting that girl the next year and whooping her butt though. I love to write letters to my friends. I LOVE wrapping and giving gifts. I love roller coasters. I wanna go to Italy. I like to bowl. I like to play tennis when it's not really hot outside. I love to smell things, I love scented candles and good smelling shampoos and soaps. I throw up easily, especially if I see other peoples boogers!!!! I hate Nyquil, the thought of it makes me wanna barf! One of my biggest fears is tornados! I hate thunderstorms mainly cause I'm afraid we're gonna have a tornado. Basically i'm a wimp. If you you think you can handle a little more click on that groovy graphic below!

[eww, eww, click me, click me]


Um, I guess that's all I have to say to you for now. I hope you've enjoyed yourself. I'm sure you have. Don't everyone rush to your therapists at once now. Have fun storming the castle!!!!!!

LUCY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.....



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