OJ Simpson By Dr. Seuss
Bad Jokes: They're so not humorous,
you just might laugh
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm in a shark's mouth?
Lefty!
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was really a DOG
How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple... except for the chicken.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
On which side does a duck have the most feathers?
The outside!
What's a Wok?
Something you throw at a Wabbit.
Why did the golfer wear two pears of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What happened to the butcher when he backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his orders.
What do you do if there is a pick horse and a purple elephant chasing you?
Get off the merry go round
What did OJ say to Nicole before he killed her?
Your waiter will be with you in a minute.
(At a resturaunt...)
Customer: Waiter, do you have chicken legs?
Waiter: Why no sir, I have rather muscular legs
What would happen if Steve Young killed 3 people?
He would set a new NFL record!
What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9 and 10...
What is green and has wheels?
Grass, but without the thing about the wheels.
Where does a general keep his army?
In his sleevy.
A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at
the horse and says, hey buddy, why the long face?
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