Be generous in prosperity and thankful in adversity
Be worthy of the trust of thy neighbor.
Be a treasure to the poor, an admonisher to the rich,
An answerer to the cry of the needy.*

We should all consider ourselves sisters and brothers,
We shouldn't show hate, but love one another.
I give my love to others straight from this heart of mine,
To unite the world one heart at a time.

I'm just trying to change the world
To make it better from what's worse
I'm just trying to change the world
To bring about healing to where it hurts.

Be generous in prosperity and thankful in adversity
Be worthy of the trust of thy neighbor.
Be a treasure to the poor, an admonisher to the rich,
An answerer to the cry of the needy.

The time has come for woman, man, girl and boy,
To live their lives with hearts full of joy.
For without love darkness reigns,
For without love there is only pain.

I'm just trying to change the world
To make it better from what's worse
I'm just trying to change the world
To bring about healing to where it hurts.

Be generous in prosperity and thankful in adversity
Be worthy of the trust of thy neighbor.
Be a treasure to the poor, an admonisher to the rich,
An answerer to the cry of the needy.

Like a bird with two strong wings,
Man and woman can soar,
With joined voices they'll sing,
Of their achievements they'll roar.

I'm just trying to change the world
To make it better from what's worse
I'm just trying to change the world
To bring about healing to where it hurts.

Be generous in prosperity and thankful in adversity
Be worthy of the trust of thy neighbor.
Be a treasure to the poor, an admonisher to the rich,
An answerer to the cry of the needy.

Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Two critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Three critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, And I'm the o-nly hun-ter.
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, They like it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, I like it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, It's lots of fun!

I slice 'em, I jab 'em, I kick and I brawl!
Fighting three critters ain't nuthin' at all!
I pound 'em, I bash 'em, I elbow and then,
I slice 'em, an' jab 'em and start over again!

Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Four critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Five critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, And I'm the o-nly hun-ter.
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, They like it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, I'm not sure I like it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, This ain't much fun!

I parry, I dodge 'em, I swing and jump back.
I evade, an' swing, and don't show 'em my back.
I slice to the front, and I jab to the side,
I just hope that those critter's attacks will be wide!

Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Six critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Seven critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, And I'm the o-nly hun-ter.
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, They really like it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, I really hate it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, I'd better run!

I retreat, and retreat and retreat and then,
I retreat, and retreat, and retreat again.
I get hit by the critters on every side,
If I'm lucky today I'll get away and not die!

Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, So many critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, Oh so many critters,
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, And I'm the o-nly hun-ter.
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, They love it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, I escaped to sing of it
Twiddle Dee Diddle Dee Dee, It wasn't such fun!

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We've been through alot together,
Through life's calm and stormy weather,
Some times were tough though most were fun,
I know for me, you're the only one.

It's so easy to be with you.
Especially when life get rough.
These words from my heart are so true,
Darling, I love you so much!

Sweetheart, I tell you, you are my muse,
Of all in the world, it is you I choose.
I cannot tell you how I know,
When I think of you, the words just flow.

It's so easy to be with you.
Especially when life get rough.
These words from my heart are so true,
Darling, I love you so much!

You are my joy and my delight,
I think of you all day and night.
I get close to you and my strength won't wither,
When you give me that look that says,"Come hither!"

It's so easy to be with you.
Especially when life get rough.
These words from my heart are so true,
Darling, I love you so much!

Your beauty exceeds my expectation,
Our love makes me shout in jubilation.
No need to guess or be supposin',
You are the one that I have chosen.

It's so easy to be with you.
Especially when life get rough.
These words from my heart are so true,
Darling, I love you so much!

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When we first met, just children we were,
She'd pinch me and I'd punch her.
At that age I didn't realize,
That I was intrigued by her eyes.

As we grew, we had such fun,
She'd push and shove and then she'd run.
I chased her 'cuz it was ordained, I suppose,
To be enamored by her cute little nose.

We were in our teen years when I knew,
That we'd be together as we grew.
I was always thinking, it appears,
Of her two, perfectly shaped ears.

We were wed, joy throughout the land,
We walked the aisle and I took her hand.
I looked down and saw something that I cannot resist,
And that is her quite delicate small wrist.

Now we're together each day and night,
She holds me close and makes things right.
I look at her and see what cannot be eclipsed,
Her inviting, tempting and luscious lips.

Beauty. When describing her that is the word.
The song I sing, it just occured.
Inspiration came from the gods above.
I sing of the beauty of my Love.

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Silvy all I ever hear from you
Is everything I've yet to do.
All ya say is what I lack.
Won't you please get off my back?

I've got those old circlin' blues
From my head down to my shoes.
Just when I think I've got it made,
Silvy tells me I still need first aid!

Silvy don't ya love me?
Ya hold these ranks above me.
Won't ya let me circle?
Ya make me go....berzerkle!

I work at learning all my skills
But Silvy put me on a Lore treadmill
I play my mandolin till my fingers are raw,
And Silvy keeps yellin' "More...more...more!"

My weapon skills I train so hard
By huntin' in Crossing, Leth, and Shard
When it comes to weapons you can't bluff
In Silvy's eyes it's never enough!

Silvy don't ya love me?
Ya hold these ranks above me.
Won't ya let me circle?
Ya make me go....berzerkle!

Sometimes I feel like such a loon
To sit for hours and focus a rune
Sing your Enchantes, that is the trick
When Silvy says, "Raise your magic."

Those circlin' blues they make me cry
Tears keep rainin' from my eyes
The cause of this is Bard Silvyrfrost
To ease the pain, let's go get sauced!

Silvy don't ya love me?
Ya hold these ranks above me.
Won't ya let me circle?
Ya make me go....berzerkle!

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It's because of my love for her I cannot sleep,
So I stay up late and drink and sing,
And love her beautiful honey hair,
And love her beautiful honey hair.

My desire for her I cannot contain,
I profess my love on bended knee.
Her beauty, no doubt, drives me insane,
How I hope her heart is inclined toward me!

It's because of my love for her I thirst,
So I stay up late and drink and sing,
And love her adorable doe brown eyes,
And love her adorable doe brown eyes.

My desire for her I cannot contain,
I profess my love on bended knee.
Her beauty, no doubt, drives me insane,
How I hope her heart is inclined toward me!

It's because of my love for her I cannot sleep,
So I stay up late and drink and sing,
And love her luscious rosey complexion,
And love her luscious rosey complexion.

My desire for her I cannot contain,
I profess my love on bended knee.
Her beauty, no doubt, drives me insane,
How I hope her heart is inclined toward me!

It's because of my love for her I cannot sleep,
So I stay up late and drink and sing,
And love her cute little Elven ears,
And love her cut little Elven ears.

My desire for her I cannot contain,
I profess my love on bended knee.
Her beauty, no doubt, drives me insane,
How I hope her heart is inclined toward me!

It's because of my love for her I cannot sleep,
So I stay up late and drink and sing,
And love her sexy hip swaying sashay,
And love her sexy hip swaying sashay.

My desire for her I cannot contain,
I profess my love on bended knee.
Her beauty, no doubt, drives me insane,
How I hope her heart is inclined toward me!

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Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
We can twitch 'em, we can flick 'em,
We can do all sorts of things.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
We droop 'em when we're sad,
And they lay back when we're mad.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
We can relax 'em, we can tilt 'em,
Mine seem to dance when I sing.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
Our ears are pointy and they're furry,
We express ourselves in a hurry.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
When we're happy, our ears perk,
And when we're curious they quirk.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!
We can twitch 'em, we can flick 'em,
We can do all sorts of things.
'Cuz Prydaen ears are a wonderful thing!

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Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is only one.
So many sounds to listen to,
His life has just begun.

Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is ten and one.
So many toys to play with,
Life is carefree and fun.

Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is twenty and one.
So many women to choose from,
Time to settle down and pick one.

Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is thirty and one.
So many things in life to accomplish,
He has a child of his own, a son.

Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is sixty and one.
So many accomplishments left to achieve,
And now a granddaughter and grandson.

Someone saw with his eyes for the first time,
Now he is one hundred and one.
All that's left are sounds to listen to,
A long full life was conquered and won.

Someone saw with new eyes for the first time,
The result of a loving union.
So many new sounds to listen to,
What was finished is once again begun.

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I often think, Wouldn't it be Grand?

Wouldn't it be grand to hunt together?
Go and kill a croc, snowbeast or troll.
Wouldn't it be grand in any weather?
Huntin' for any critter at all.
Wouldn't it be grand?

Wouldn't it be grand to sail together?
Take a trip to Aesry Surlaenis'a.
We would fight the pirates, us together,
And hope that we'd survive, not die at all.
Wouldn't it be grand?

Wouldn't it be grand to sing a duet?
Our voices would both harmonize just right.
It'll sound so good, now please don't you fret,
We will sing all day and through the night.
Wouldn't it be grand?

Wouldn't it be grand to go out shopping?
We could go and buy a thing or two.
We'll get so much stuff that we'll be dropping,
A little bit for me, alot for you.
Wouldn't it be grand?

Wouldn't it be grand to love each other?
It'll all be fun, just me and you.
We would never have need for another,
Our love would be so grand, its just we two!
Wouldn't it be gra-a-a-and?

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It's coin that makes the Realms revolve,
The Realms revolve
The Realms revlove
It's coin that makes the Realms revolve
It makes the Realms revolve.

When you're going to a fest,
And you want to buy the best,
But you can't
'Cause you don't
Have a coin.

Then you gotta go and hunt,
Use a blade, a bow, a blunt,
Kill the beast
Put a bolt
In it's groin.

Get the treasure, it's a gem,
Open up the box and then,
Get a coin,
Get a coin,
Get a coin.

Then you go and hunt again,
Hunt again, again, again,
'Til you have alot of coin
Lotsa coin
Lotsa coin.

And you go back to the fest,
Now you finally buy the best,
Even tho' things cost so much!

It's coin that makes the Realms revolve,
The Realms revolve
The Realms revlove
It's coin that makes the Realms revolve
It makes the Realms revo-o-o-olve.....
....The problem's solved!

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Sirolarn was the Prince of Zoluren
Before the revolut-i-on
Away, haul away, we'll haul away
But then he got his head chopped off
Which spoiled his constitut-i-on.

Away, haul away, we'll haul away
To me way, haul away
We'll heave and hang together
Away, haul away, we'll haul away.

Once I was in Leth Deriel
Fillin' turf in cases
And now I'm on a Surlaenis'a ship
Hauling on sheets and braces.

Now when I was a little boy
And so me mother told me
That if I didn't kiss the girls
Me lips would all grow mouldy.

Away, haul away, we'll haul away
To me way, haul away
We'll heave and hang together
Away, haul away, we'll haul away.

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When we first met I was in awe,
Every second, it seems,
Of the wonderful face I saw,
While awake and in my dreams.

The face I saw, of course, was yours,
It is, to me, a treat.
It makes me want to stop and pause,
You make my life complete.

You are my goal, you are my life,
You're my love and my desire.
You are the one who ends my strife,
You're the one who lights my fire!

A look from you will make me smile,
A glance makes my heart soar,
A kiss from you, just once in awhile,
Will knock me to the floor.

When I'm with you my knees get weak,
I guess it is a sign.
I want to say, it's hard to speak,
I want you to be mine.

You are my goal, you are my life,
You're my love and my desire.
You are the one who ends my strife,
You're the one who lights my fire!

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Aesry girls ain't got no combs
Sail away, sail away
They brush their hair with codfish bones
And we're bound away for Aesry

So heave away, me bully, bully boys
Sail away, sail away
Heave her up and don't you make a noise
And we're bound away for Aesry

Aesry kids ain't got no sleds
Sail away, sail away
They slide down the hills on codfish heads
And we're bound for Aesry

Aesry girls ain't got no frills
Sail away, sail away
They tie their hair with codfish gills
And we're bound for Aesry

Aesry cats ain't got no tails
Sail away, sail away
They lost them all in the northeast gales
And we're bound for Asery

So heave away, me bully, bully boys
Sail away, sail away
Heave her up and don't you make a noise
And we're bound away for Aesry

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Here's a song that I shall sing,
About an adventurer and his dog.
It is a very strange, strange thing,
They searched for treasure in a thick, thick fog.

Oh where, oh where is my poor little dog?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
He's lost inside of the thick, thick fog
Oh where is he, I can't see.

They climbed the tallest mountain,
And spelunked inside a cave,
They found some hidden ruins, then
Found the Treasure of The Brave.

They loaded up the treasure
Filled up a big, big sack
Took another for good measure,
And put them on the poor dog's back.

The dog became a beast of burden
He didn't like his lot
Of this the dog was certain,
The adventurer could rot.

They soon entered the Valley of Dread,
The adventurer and the dog
The pup ran way up ahead,
And got himself lost in the fog.

and the Adventurer sang....

Oh where, oh where is my poor little dog?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
He's lost inside of the thick, thick fog
Oh where is he, I can't see.

The dog ran from the valley,
And sold both treasure sacks
Bought himself a lifetime's supply,
Of dinners and of snacks.

and the dog sang...

Oh where, oh where has my adventurer gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
He's been inside the fog so long
He's the one who lost, not me!

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I know a girl in Crossing town,
Li'l 'Liza Jane
Wrestles Goblins to the ground,
Li'l 'Liza Jane.

Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane
Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane.

I know a girl in A-ser-y
Li'l 'Liza Jane
Runs away from La'tammis
Li'l 'Liza Jane.

Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane
Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane.

I know a girl who lives on M'riss
Li'l 'Liza Jane
A little pat gets you a kiss
Li'l 'Liza Jane.

Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane
Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane.

I know a girl who lives in Shard
Li'l 'Liza Jane
She'll out-drink all but the Bards
Li'l 'Liza Jane.

Oh, Eliza,
Li'l Liza Jane
Oh, Eliza
Li'l Liza Jane.

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There was a lofty ship
From old Therengia came
Blow high, blow low
And so sail we

It was the Lybadel
Out of Riverhaven
All a-cruisin' 'cross the sea
To ol' Surlaenis'a

"Aloft there, aloft there"
Our jolly bosun cried
"Look ahead, look astern,
Look to weather an' aside"

"There's naught upon the stern, sir
There's naught upon our lee
But there's a lofty ship to wind'ard
An' she's sailin' fast and free"

"Oh hail her, oh hail her"
Our gallant captain cried
"Are you a man-o-war
Or a privateer?" he cried

"Oh, I'm not a man-o-war
Nor privateer," said he
"But I am salt sea pirate
All a-looking for me fee"

For Broadside, for broadside
A long time we lay
'Til at last the Lybadel
Shot the pirate's mast away

"Oh quarter, oh quarter"
Those pirates they did cry
But the quarter that we gave them
Was we sank 'em in the sea

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The Peddler fell in love and as he sold his vegetables and fruits he sang....

Plums....I'm plum crazy for you
Peaches....You're a peach of a girl.
Pears....You have a beautiful pear of eyes
Apples....You're the apple of my eye.

Honeydews....Honeydew you love me?
Yams....I yam in love with you
Beets....My heart beets just for you
Lettuce....Lettuce go and get married

Dates....Let's set a wedding date
Canteloupes....We canteloupe if you want a big wedding
Oranges....Orange you glad we're getting married?

Artichokes....Won't your old boyfriend artichoke, when Artie finds out we're wed
Mangos....We'll tell him to go mango, we don't want you around
Berries....He can stay if he's willing to berry the hatchet.

Turnips....Sweetheart, don't turnip your nose at me
Squash....Or you'll squash my hopes for true love
Olives....Remember, darling olive you with all my heart!

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She wheels her wheelbarrow,
Through streets that are narrow,
Her barrow is narrow
Her hips are too wide.

Where ever she wheels it,
The neighborhood feels it,
Her kirtle keeps scraping
The walls on each side.

In Crossing's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
My Molly stands out
She weighs three thousand stone.

I don't mind her fat...but,
It's not only that...but,
She's cock-eyed, and muscle-bound,
Molly Mallone.

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