Timothy McVeigh (or person of your choice) and...

          ___ OJ;
          ___ Vince Foster;
          ___ The Unabomber;
          ___ Deep Throat;
          ___ Jimmy Hoffa;
          ___ The National Geographic Society;
          ___ The cast of "Friends"
          ___ Other (fill in the blank)
 

      In League with...

          ___ Heaven's Gate;
          ___ The Mickey Mouse Club;
          ___ The Church of Scientology;
          ___ The Trilateral Commission;
          ___ The AARP;
          ___ The Stanford Marching Band;
          ___ Barney
          ___ Other (fill in the blank)
 

      Met Secretly...

          ___ Behind the grassy knoll;
          ___ In Jonestown;
          ___ On Hale-Bopp;
          ___ In a pumpkin patch;
          ___ On a blind date;
          ___ On the Geraldo Rivera Show
          ___ Other (fill in the blank)
 

      To Plot the Destruction of...

          ___ The World Wide Web;
          ___ The National Endowment for the Arts;
          ___ Wal-Mart;
          ___ The New World order;
          ___ Professional wrestling;
          ___ Algebra
          ___ Other (fill in the blank)
 

      In Order to...

          ___ Overthrow the government;
          ___ Lose weight;
          ___ Win the Lotto;
          ___ Get in touch with their feelings;
          ___ Find the real killers;
          ___ Make a bundle on movie rights;
          ___ Get chicks
          ___ Other (fill in the blank)

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