What's In Your Luchbox?
An Irishman, a Mexican and
a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th
floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman
said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this
building."
The Mexican opened his
lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos
one more time, I'm going to jump off, too."
The redneck opened his
lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich
one more time, I'm jumping, too."
Next day the Irishman
opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to
his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps
too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna, and jumps to
his death, also.
At the funeral, the
Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have
given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also
weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared
at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she
said. "He always made his own lunch."