TRUE LOVE

Or something like that...

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally facedwith the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of themone thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new looksaying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why?  Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a newstereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all thesethings for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubledher original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued tomultiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "Ihave taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He thengave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest breasts.