Short (Cheesy?) Jokes!
Why did the wagon train have to stop in the desert?
Because it was having "injun" trouble!
Why does Hawaii have an Interstate highway?
How can you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
He's the one with the sesame seed buns!
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm in a shark's mouth?
Lefty!
What did one cannibal say to the other after they ate a clown?
Did that taste funny to you?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a off-ramp.
What bowl can you wash thousands of times, but it's still not clean enough to eat out of?
A toilet bowl!
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him and says "that'll be $25." A minute later the bartender is making conversation and says, "Ya know, we don't get many gorillas round these parts."
The gorilla replies, "At those prices I'm not surprised."
Why do bees hum?
Because the'y dont know the words!