| Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done. If a dumb blond, a smart blond, and Santa Claus jump into a pool who will make the biggest splash? The dumb blond, because the other two don't exist! "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew" Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys? They can never make it past the bar!
Did you hear about the Andrew Mattheney? Nature gave him a terrible face, but he picked his nose
himself!
Did you hear about the Olympic Gold Medal winner from Japan? He loved his medal so much he had it bronzed.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 and 10...
What do you call a French leader who's been shot out of a cannon? Napoleon Blownapart!
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking
for the man who shot my paw."
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Take me to your weeder!
What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull.
Did you hear about the camping fire? It was intense.
What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why did the baby cross the road? He was tied to the chicken.
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