You've got to be kidding...

you think we'd just give away stuff this good??

neener neener!!

maybe Cal will put the link to the smutty pay-site on his page...
you can keep hoping!

In the mean time, please send a cheque for $500 (yearly membership, discounted cuz I like you so much...) to my home address, and I will send you the URL!
 

and now, back to the G-Rated site...