From this list we explore into the mind of da PhAt PaNdA, an obviously confuzed
child who wished to eliminate certain pplz in her lives.


#1 Steve aka Schewey

Reason of Elimination: He wanted to be #1
To be Found: Inside his house cuz there is nowhere to go
Behavior: Usually doing nothing or on the internet or play video games
Plan of Elimination: Sit on him

#2 Steve aka Vakman

Reason of Elimination: If he dunt die, I'll
To be Found: Driving around in red car
Behavior: On internet annoying the heck out of pplz
Plan of Elimination: No plan yet... lethal enemy

#3 Garvin aka Masta G

Reason of Elimination: To cease his ego and self-centered pride
To be Found: In his house, at movie theater, but usually found among his best friends- computers
Behavior: Putting 2gether computers, having a good time w/ KL, chatting on line, beating Panda in everything
Plan of Elimination: Take away his beloved KL

#4 Alex aka Madmomo

Reason of Elimination: Send me to a porno site deliberately!!
To be Found: Druid Hill Basketball Courts
Behavior: Looking 4 parents' work #, talking on the phone (w/... cough), annoying and teasing other pplz WAY 2 much
Plan of Elimination: Uhhh... no porno 4 him? hehe dunno

#5 Dave aka Sharpdood

Reason of Elimination: Jealousy- Too sharp and smart 4 me
To be Found: In his car
Behavior: Driving sum pplz around all da time or doing watever idea he has ... like kiting
Plan of Elimination: ah.. he's so skinny.. prolly just break him 1/2

#6 Corey aka Cowee

(on the right)

Reason of Elimination: Too damn smart and too gay (not dat way!!)
To be Found: Seem to be everywhere
Behavior: Conductin' in MB, doing his Austin Power impression
Plan of Elimination: Diss him about being DM... paranoid dude

#7 Nathaniel aka Fruitcake

Reason of Elimination: Yelled "NO" really loud and scared the heck out of me
To be Found: Home and movies... anything else??
Behavior: Talking a lot on the phone, smiling and giving pplz thumbs up, tipping over Alex's chair
Plan of Elimination: Call him gay all the time cuz he's homophobic

#8 Bo Han

Reason of Elimination: Too peppy 4 da future generation
To be Found: Not sure... work and his "chick's" house
Behavior: Working and sleeping afterwards cuz he too pooped to do nething else
Plan of Elimination: Take away all da women in da world


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