How To Annoy People On Chat
- After a steamy cyber PM type, I have to go, my mom's home! Then leave.
- Play with emotion buttons repeatedly.
- Correct peoples spelling.
- Pretend you don't know how to make the happy faces, and get the whole room teaching you.
- Pick a target and type everything they type.
- Pretend your PM isn't working and make them keep asking in the room if you got it.
- Refer to people as the opposite gender. When they correct you, ask them if they're sure.
- Accuse guys of being in the PM, especially with other guys.
- Get a born again christian talking. That's it!
- Follow people from room to room without saying anything.
- Go into unsecured user rooms with only two people and ask, What's Up!!!
- Accuse a person who enters room after you of following you.
- lol@EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
- Type and enter each word one at a time then ask why it's doing that.
- Chose someone and demand that they stop PMing you. You don't cyber.
- If people are speaking a foreign language, translate for them.
- Type peoples profile info in the room. Especially the married ones.
- Pick someone then politely disagree with everything they say.
- Say hello or goodbye to everyone entering or leaving, using their names if possible.
- Whenever someone asks where you're from give a different answer.
You are addicted to Yahoo when...
- You say LOL instead of laughing
- Your chair costs more than your mattress
- You get a second line so you can call Dominos
- You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it
- Someone at work says, "What did you say?" and you reply, "Scroll up!"
- You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep
- You've ever typed "drinking on chat is better than drinking alone"
- You want to meet someone new and your first impulse is to turn on the computer
- You keep begging your friends to get on Yahoo so "we can hang out"
- You watch tv with the closed captioning turned on
- You know more about your internet friends daily routines than you do your spouses
- You have an identity crisis if someone else is using a screen name similiar to yours
- You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of being online all night
- You see an annoying person offline and wish you had your ignore button handy
- You get the shakes if you are separated from your computer for too long
- You marry your cyberboyfriend and you both sit at your own computers to chat to each other
- You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom then decide to "just" check your email
- You actually understand the credits rolling by at the end of a movie now
- There is nothing happening in the chat room but you're afraid to leave in case you miss something
- Fifteen people greet you with {{{hugs}}} when you enter a room
- You are unable to speak in complete sentences
- You actually don't consider reading these lists a waste of time : P
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