A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the
market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a
special rooster, one that would service all of his many hens,
and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor
replied:
"I have just the rooster for you." "Randy here is the
horniest
rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting
him
loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep
talk.
"Randy," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff".
And
without a word (since Randy was not a talking rooster after
all), he strutted into the henhouse.
Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers
flying,
till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But
Randy
didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the
horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then
he
went to the pighouse, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out
"Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued,
seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy
lying
there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes
rolled
back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already
circling above Randy.
The farmer walked up to Randy saying "Oh you poor thing, look
what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you
my
little buddy". "Shhhhh" Randy whispered, "The buzzard's
getting
closer."
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