One day, as the truck driver was happily driving along, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He stopped and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to the church five miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Up ahead, the truck driver noticed a lawyer walking on the side of the road, and instinctively swerved to hit him. He quickly remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back on to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUMP". He glanced in his mirror, and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that lawyer!" The priest just smiled and said, "That's okay," "I got him with the door!"