Hole in one!
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and
one went into the club house to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man
told
the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave
a friend a new home - for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a
multi-line
dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock
broker
and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock
portfollo."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care
of
business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our son's.
How is yours doing?
The fourth man sheepishly admitted, "Well I'm not to proud to say that
he's
gay, but he must be good. His last 3 boyfriends gave him a house, 2 cars,
and a stock portfolio."