Jaws
Jaws and his little fish buddy were swimming
near a beach when they saw this beautiful girl
swimming naked past them. His little buddy
asked him: " Are you gonna chase her or what?
"Jaws said: "Watch and learn my little friend..."
And in a flash he started chasing her. The girl
saw this and started swimming towards the
jetty, but still Jaws came closer and closer. The
girl just made it to the jetty and jumped out of the
water and ran away. Jaws came charging
through the water and with a big bang he hit the
jetty. As he was slowly swimming away his little
buddy asked: "Jaws, being a big fish like you
are, why didn't you just turn before you ran into
the jetty?"
Jaws replied: "Have you ever tried to turn with a
stiff finn!?"
Devil: Uh, oh, I don't think you're gonna like
Fridays!