The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take .. .?
The Pringles penis: once you pop, you can't stop
The m&m penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The frosted flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious
The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going
The right guard penis: anything less is uncivilized
The jolly green *giant* penis: self-explanatory
The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good
the kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.
the mcdonald's penis: over 8 billion served.
the tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?
the ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.
the chips ahoy penis: betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
the cobain penis: it blows itself away..
the purdue penis: more meat, less bone.
the all state penis: you're in good hands.
the nike penis: just do it.
the borden penis: it's GOT to be good.
the beef penis: it's what's for dinner.
the miller lite penis: great taste, less filling.
the life penis: mikey likes it.
the transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.
the twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.
the nintendo penis: now you're playing with power.
the sega penis: PENIS!
the robitussin penis: used by nine out of ten moms.
the crest penis: recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
the champion penis: the official penis of the '96u.s.a. o lym ic team.
the starburst penis: the juice is loose.
the toyota penis: i love what you do for me.
the citibank visa penis: it's everywhere you want to be.
the timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......
burger king penis: have it your way
dairy queen penis: hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
McDonald's penis[: HAve you had your break today?
the uncle sam penis: we want you.
the flintstone's vitamins penis: 10 million strong andgr ow in g
the wendy's penis: where's the beef?
the wizard of oz penis: "oh my!"
The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
the doublemint penis: chewing really satisfies.
the juicyfruit penis: the taste is gonna move ya.
the big red penis: it's longer with big red.
Robutussin Penis[: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
The little caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
the generic penis: one size fits all.
the mortal kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
the Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
the domino's pizza penis: delivers in 30 min or less
the budweiser penis: this bud's for you
the siskel & ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
the george of the jungle penis: watch out for that....tree?
the nyquil penis: the nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose , itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.
The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
The Gilette penis: The best a man can get.
The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer
because it is longer.
the beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
the jell-o penis: look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
the virginia slims penis: you've come a long way,baby.
the at&t penis: reach out and touch someone.
the secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
the micro machines penis: a whole world, in the palm your hand.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
THE BIC LIGHTER PENIS: GO AHEAD FLIC MY PENIS