A priest and a golfer are playing miniature golf. On the first hole, the priest gets a hole in one, and the golfer misses. He says, "Damn, I missed!" and the priest says, "do not say that word, for God shall get angry."One the next hole, the priest gets another hole in one and the golfer misses once again. The golfer says "Damn, I missed!" and the priest replies "Do not say that, God is getting angry!" On the next hole, the priest gets a hole in one again, and as before, the golfer misses. He says "Damn! I missed!" and priest yells "God shall strike his vengeance upon you!" and a lightning bolt comes from the sky and strikes the priest dead. An echoing voice from the sky says "Damn, I missed."