DAWSON'S BEDROOM WINDOW

Quotes

Most of the following quotes were taken from The Internet Movie Database. The rest were provided by your fellow Dawson's Creek-ers.


Dawson: I'm sitting next to my best friend in the world and my palms are sweating.


Andie McPhee: You guys are a bunch of cynics, you know that? I mean, what kind of high school memories will you have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Joey: Bitching memories.
Dawson: Moaning memories.


Andie McPhee: You mean that you guys would rather watch a movie about something than actually doing it yourselves?
Joey and Dawson: Correct.


Joey: Naah, I think I'm going to stay in and watch TV tonight. I hear Luke Perry's back on 90210.


Pacey: Emilio Estevez! He was in those Ducks movies! Man, those were the best!


Pacey: I've got a bad case of the Molly Ringwalds today.


Pacey: Tell Dad that I appreciate his concern, but he should save it for the closet-case with a gun.


Joey: Dawson, how many times a week do you walk your dog?
Dawson: What?!
Joey: Oh, c'mon, you know what I mean!
Dawson: Goodnight, Joey!
Joey: Dawson....
Dawson: Goodnight, Joey!!!!
Joey: Goodnight, Dawson.
Dawson (leaning out his window, yelling to Joey): JOEY! EVERY MORNING WITH KATIE COURIC!


Joey (to Jen): I love you hair. What number is it?


Joey: Clap hard Dawson, you may be Tinkerbell's last hope.


Pacey (to Tamara): I'm the best sex you'll never have.


Dr. Rand: I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.
Joey: Him?
Pacey: Her? Dr. Rand, I'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me I'd be workig with a repressed control freak!
Joey: Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent on some remedial underachiever!


Pacey: You know, it's a amazing. A personality like yours and you still can't get any dates.
Joey: Ever more amazing: a personality like yours and you can.


Joey: I need to rent The English Patient.
Pacey: May I please suggest a movie that doesn't completely blow?


Dawson: All the mysteries of the universe, all the answer's to life's questions can be found in a Spielberg film.


Jen: We can't all be like you, Abby, having your little ecstasy gang bangs on the floor of the boys' locker room.


Jen: Tell ya what, Grams. I'll go to church with you when you say the word "penis".


Dawson: And the rest is pornographic history.


Joey: Dawson, I'm so tired of dancing around all these big words. I just want to be honest with you.
Dawson: Me, too. Jo, more than anything I want to be honest.


Joey: Dawson, I'm the girl guys are friends with, not the girl guys date.


Dawson: Do you think my mom is sleeping with her co-anchor?
Joey: You're just looking for conflict. Accept your perfect life, Dawson!


Pacey: Gotta hand it to you, Dawson. You make me look good.
Dawson: How's that?
Pacey: You suck worse than I do.


Pacey: You're not a little oompa loompa anymore! You're a great big oompa loompa!


Dawson: What is your problem?
Joey: My problem is that from the moment Little Miss Highlights showed up, you haven't said one word to me!


Pacey: I actually have the possibility of losing my virginity in a high level fantasy fashion.
Dawson: Don't do this to yourself!


Pacey: I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing.


Pacey: I'm not the guy who gets the girl.
Tamara: Don't worry, Pacey. That'll change.


Andie: Hot tip. Kristy Livingstone is a homosapien. So, perhaps you start barking up a different tree.
Pacey: And perhaps you should just stop barking altogether.


Pacey: Hey, I don't talk trash. I recycle.


Pacey: Is the possibility of possibly losing him to someone else suddenly making him more attractive?
Jen: You think I'm that shallow, huh?
Pacey: No, I think you're that human.


If you have any favorite quotes that you think should be added here, e-mail me at dawsons_window@dawsonmail.com.