Really cool sayings from Kari's book of Wisdom:
- Flattery is something nice someones tells you about yourself that you wish were true.
- If you must doubt, doubt your doubts - never your beliefs
- Be a lamp in the chamber if you cannot be a star in the sky
- The only way to settle a disagreement is on the basis of what's right, not WHO'S right.
- We like someone because. We love someone although.
- The past cannot be changes; the future is still in your power.
- Women will remain the weaker sex just as long as they're smarter.
- The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen not touched but are felt in the heart
1. Don't get hit by a parked car.
2. Remember to eat lunch says Jaime. Did you eat your lunch today?
3. It is exciting when you've written something that you think is good!
4. Three little words- I AM GAY! that was Homer Simpson's idea.
5. L-a-t-e-x c-o-n-d-o-m-e-s man I'd like to live in one of those. That was Grandpa's saying (okay you know Grandpa off of the SIMPSON's.)
6. Grandpa- Death is every where, ahhh death!
Bart- Hey man that's my dog!
Grandpa- So long lamp!
7. CAUTION: Be sure to put your brain is engaged before putting your mouth in gear.
8. Never try to drown fish.
9. If you have a bad hair day don't wear your glasses because if you can't see anyone, maybe they can't see you.
10. You know when to throw away the popsicle stick when you get a sliver in your tongue.
11. Enjoy eating well, being active, and feeling good about yourself, that's Vitality!
12. Stuff is good because I didn't do it.
13. Never trust anyone with a bucket of flour (ask Michelle ah hah)
14. Don't let your speaking skills get kicked around!
15. Doh! A deer, a female deer!
16. I have nothing in outbox =says Jaime.
17. You always have choices.
18. COMPUTE THIS! ( Garfield with a chainsaw and a computer)
19. The power to win must come from within.
20. People can alter their lives by altering their attitudes.
21. It my mess and I love it.
22. Today's preparation determines tomorrow's achievement.
33. Make sure you can count to 23 before going on to 24.
24. Don't judge a book by it's cover.
25. humongous = HUGEMOUNGOUS
26. Never enter through the EXIT door.
27. Without stress my life would be empty.
28. DON'T BE A HOT DOG!
29. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
30. Don't diss anybody but 'Bite Me'.
31. Don't whiz on the electric fence.
32. ...it's what's inside that counts!
33. NEVER let a male dog think you are a tree!
34. Just go for it!
35. We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
36. I don't know.
37. Never try to rob a robber!!
38. Don't follow blond jokes.
39. You are prey, I am hunter, get the point.
40. According to Brad, Michelle is the opposite of ugly.
41. Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but looking outward in the same direction.
42. "Parting is such sweet sorrow."
43. Amanda is absolutely nuts, kinda/sorta.
44. I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy, I'll be your hope I'll be your love be everything that you need...... Truly madly deeply.
45. Age will catch up with you, sooner or later!
46. Never question the answers, question the questions.
47. Friends are the sunshine of life.
48. Shut the door!
49. Je vous aime beaucoup/I hope you like me too.
50. EVIL~LIVE RACECAR~RACECAR
51. The worms have turned.
52. It can't be sweet unless it comes from the heart.
53. I'm a complete muppet who doesn't realize I've got this sticker on my
back!
54. The people with the stuff and the things are not your friends!
55. He scores a perfect 10!
56. Stop and smell the memories.
57. Call your loved ones what you think of them.
58. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
59. Always remember use bright or florescent oven mitts when making cookies.
60. Keep the oven light on, and do not overheat cookies.
61. Cinnamon helps it smell fresh and minty.
62. Use during not after.
63. Never ask Hiedi for words of wisdom.
64. Never pee against the wind.
65. Don't drink and drive, get high and fly home.
66. Pondering is useful.
67. Never straddle a toilet.
68. Never write stuff and things on your hand.
69. Say who you love.
70. My only love sprung from my only hate.
71. A lie can travel half way around the world while truth is putting on its shoes.
72. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
73. Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training.
74. Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
75. Don't be so humble. You're not that great.
76. Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.
77. Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.
78. He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.
79. He whose face gives no light shall never become a star.
80. I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
81. Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes.
82. The friend of all humanity is not to my taste.
83. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell
on earth.
84. A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
85. All men are equal; it is not birth, but virtue alone, that makes the difference.
86. An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be
made in his subject and how to avoid them.
87. As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes
upon the donut, and not upon the hole!
88. He that is proud eats up himself; pride is his own glass, his own trumpet, his
own chronicle.
89. "I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
90. Never allow a loved one to stop you from drinking, as they were
probably the reason you started in the first place.
91. If all else fails, REBOOT (Works almost every time)!
92. "If at first you don't succeed.....CHEAT!"
93. Never turn away a disgruntled blonde user.
94. "Through experiencing fear, one learns bravery."
95. Live, love, and learn... As best as you can
96. *One wooden puppet to another, upon kissing* : Ouch! Love really is
a many SPLINTERED thing..
97. If it wont fit... Use a bigger hammer !!!
98. Although some people say I am, I am not dum!!!
99. Eternity is long... especially in the end
100. OH SH*T You did it just like I told you ?
101. In a mad world, only the mad are sane
102. If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!
103. REMEMBER! No matter where you go, there you are
104. "When Life Sucks, Suck Life!"
105. If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again!
106. Be who you are and not who you want to be.
107. life is the living you do, death is the living you don't
108. It's not a good idea to have a coffee drinking contest
109. Favorite saying - Byte Me ;)
110. "If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway"
111. Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
112. Don't drink and drive or you'll hit a bump and spill your drink.
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