SCENE 1 (in the ladies kitchen. Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are sitting haveing a cup of Tea. Dorothy is getting in.)

(Dorothy dashes in from the Garage)

Dorothy: Girls! Guess what! Remember a few years ago when I took the test to go on the game show Jeopardy? Well, it's filming at Disney World! I think i'll try again!

(Blanche, Rose, and Sophia give an odd look. Silence)

Dorothy: What? You don't think I should do it? What? You don't like Disney World?

Blanche: Dorothy, remember, we both tried out and we both didn't make it and there is not that good of a chance that you will make it again.

Dorothy: Oh Blanche! Come on! I know what I did wrong! I goofed off during that runthrough.

Rose: Make a try for it Dorothy!

Sophia: Yeah! You might suprise yourself!

Dorothy: I'm doing it! And, I want all of you to come to Disney World with me! They are filming at the Disney Studios.

Sophia: Oh boy! Space Mountain again! Remember when we wend to Disney World Dorothy? That's the only thing we did! I get to do it again!

Dorothy: Blanche? What do you think?

Blanche: Oh, alright. Lets do it! But I am not trying out this time! No no no!

Dorothy: You don't have to.

Rose: She doesn't have to what?

Dorothy: She doesn't have to paint her toe nails Rose! SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST YOU IDIOT!

Rose: Sheesh.

Dorothy: Sorry, didn't mean to snap at you!

SCENE 2 (In the living room, the ladies are getting ready to leave for Disney World)

Dorothy: Oh, I am so excited! I am going to try out for Jeopardy!

Rose: Oh, I am so excited! I get to meet Donald Duck! I watch him all the time! You remember that time when he was really mad at Hewey, Dewey, and Lewey for bomboing his snow boat? He threw snowballs like bowling balls, and....

Dorothy: Rose! Enough!

Rose: Hey, it could have been a St. Olaf story! Hey, did I ever tell you about the time when Johonn Shniveley was getting ready to go to Sweedan....

Dorothy: YES ROSE! ABOUT A HUNDREAD TIMES! NOW PLEASE, SHUT UP!!!!

Sophia: Come on! Lets go lets go! Move it! Move it!

SCENE 3 (showing a Buick driveing up the highway)

The Girls: Old McDonald had a farm! E i e i o! And on his farm he had a..

Rose: Chicken! No, Cow!

Blanche: Shut up Rose.

SCENE 4 (In a Victorian Style Hotel with a Red Roof at Disney World in the room)

(The door opens and the ladies step in)

Dorothy: Here we are!

Blanche: Oh wow! It's beautiful!

Rose: Hey, nice Victorian archetecture!

Sophia: Hey, LET'S GET TO THE RIDES!

Dorothy: I have my Jeopardy test tonight. Rose, Blanche, don't let Ma wonder off in the Parks by herself!

Sophia: I GET TO GO TO THE PARKS!

SCENE 5 (A few minutes later after the ladies unpacked everything in the room)

Dorothy: Well, I'm off. Blanche, don't let Ma wonder off in the parks. Ma, no food before you ride Splash Mountain or the Tea Cups!

Sophia: What am I? A preschooler?

Dorothy: Ma, sometimes I wonder.

Rose: Oh, Dorothy...

Dorothy: Oh, well, I'm off! Wish me luck!

SCENE 6 (A office type building on the Studio Grounds)

Man: Welcome to the Jeopardy test! I am Bob. This test is going to determine weather you are good enough to appear on the show, Jeopardy! You will have approxametly an hour to complete the test.

(Handing out tests) Good luck. Any questions?

(Dorothy raises her hand)

Bob: Yes?

Dorothy: I WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Take the test....(looks at the name tag) Dorothy. That will answer your question.

(Showing people writing the tests)

(Later on)

Bob: Pencils down. I hope everyone did well and we will contact each one of you. Thank you.

SCENE 7 (Back at the hotel)

(Dorothy walks in)

Dorothy: Hello?

(Rose and Sophia walk in from the Balcony)

Rose: Hello Dorothy! How was your test?

Dorothy: Fine but, tell me about your day.

Rose: Oh, we rode Splash Mountain, and the Tea Cups, and Mr. Toads wild ride.

Sophia: I wanted to wait and ride Space Mountain with you.

Dorothy: Oh, thats so sweet Ma. Where's Blanche?

(Blanche walks out from the bathroom)

Blanche: (Looking a bit Ill) I think Sophia and Rose spun the Tea Cups one too many times!

(Rose and Sophia sneak back out to the balcany)

Dorothy: Ma? Get back here!

SCENE 8 (At the Jeopardy run through)

(Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are sitting in the backround)

Bob: (Calling people out) Herbert Small, a Computer Salesman. Dorothy Zbornak, an English teacher. And, Janet Rogers, a Radiologist.

(Dorothy's voice is heared as she is thinking)

Dorothy: I've gotta be calm this time!

Bob: This department store sells for less.

Dorothy: (Hits the bell) What is Wal-Mart?

Bob: Correct!

Bob: He was a President eventually assinated in Dallas.

Dorothy: Who is John Fitzgerald Kennady?

Bob: Right!

(Later)

Bob: Ok. I have seen what I needed to see. Those who recieve the flier, you are on the show! Those who didn't, sorry.

(People start leaving)

(Dorothy is handed a flier)

(Blanche, Rose, and Sophia walk up)

Rose: Dorothy?

(Silence, Dorothy is amazed)

Blanche: Dorothy?

Dorothy: I did it! I AM ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

Blanche, Rose, and Sophia: YES!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!

Dorothy: Tonight!

Blanche: What are we waiting for?! Let's prepare!

SCENE 9 (On the Monorail heading out from the Hotel. The ladies are dressed up)

Sophia: Nervious?

Dorothy: Yes. Yes I am.

Rose: I called the Westin's and they are going to tape it for us.

Dorothy: Good!

Blanche: This is so exciting.

(The monorail stops and the ladies exit)

Dorothy: Here we go!

SCENE 10 (THE JEOPARDY EPISODE!)

Voice: From the Disney MGM Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida. This is Jeopardy!

(The Jeopardy theme starts playing)

Voice: Now entering the studio are today's contestants. An Airline Pilot from Denver, Colorado, John Garther. An english teacher from Miami, Florida, Dorothy Zbornak.

(Dorothy walks out and they show Blanche, Rose, and Sophia's smileing faces)

Voice: And our returing champion with $9,000, a Hotel Manager from New York, New York, Melanie Kensington.

Voice: And here is the host of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek!

Alex: Thank you ladies and gentlemen! Thank you. Thank you. We have two east coast contestants and one I understand took the test before, twice. Dorothy.

Dorothy: Yes Alex.

Alex: Alright, lets begin!

(The Jeopardy board fills and makes that neat computer sound.)

Alex: Our catagories are Travel, US Presidents, Bible Times, Islands, and First Ladies. Melanie, begin.

Melanie: I'll take US Presidents for 100.

Alex: This President was the only to be Impeached.

(Dorothy buzzes in)

Dorothy: Who is Andrew Johnson.

Alex: Right.

Dorothy: I will go US Presidents for 200.

Alex: This President resigned after the Watergate Scandle.

(Dorothy Buzzes in)

Dorothy: Who is Richard Nixon.

Alex: Right.

Dorothy: US Presidents for 300.

Alex: This man was the most recent from Texas.

(John buzzes in)

John: Who is George Bush.

Alex: Right. Now on to Double Jeopardy. Catagories, Canada, Mexico, England, TV Shows, and Candy. John.

John: TV shows for 1000

Alex: This show takes place in Landview, Pa.

(Dorothy buzzes in)

Alex: Dorothy?

Dorothy: What is One Life to Live.

Alex: Right.

Dorothy: Canada for 200

Alex: This is the Capital of British Columbia.

(Melanie buzzes in)

Melanie: What is Victoria.

Alex: Correct.

Melanie: TV Shows for 900

Alex: This show stars Pat Sayjak and Vanna White.

Dorothy: What is Wheel of Fortune?

Alex: Right. Now it's time for final Jeopardy. The final Jeopardy catagory is, Middle East Capitals. The Answer is, this is the Capital of Russia. Good luck.

(The Jeopardy think theme starts playing and it shows the contestants)

(After 30 seconds)

Alex: Times up.

Alex: Melanie, what did you have. What is Baghdad? Sorry Wrong.

Alex: John? What is Persia? Wrong!

Alex: Dorothy? What is Moscow? Right and you are our new champion! Congradulations!

(The ladies join her on stage after the show)

Dorothy: Alex, thease are my friends, Blanche Devereaux and Rose Nylund.

Blanche: A pleasure!

Rose: Delighted.

Alex: Nice to meet you!

Dorothy: And my mother Sophia Petrillo.

Alex: Hello.

Sophia: Nice to meet you.

(Leaving)

Dorothy: There is something I want to do besides Jeopardy on this trip?

Rose: What?

(Playing Zippa de do dah. Showing the Girls going down Splash Mountain, On the Tea Cups, on Dumbo, and on Space Mountain.)

(Then it shows a flash throught of Dorothy with her Jeopardy moments and playing a Jeopardy victory theme)

THE END