(Sophia is lying on The Sofa on a Dark Stormiy Night Watching The Wizard of Oz. The Remaining Girls Suddenly Enter the Front Door)

BLANCHE: My God it is porin' Out There. I hope it let's up soon. I have a date with Mel Bushman tonight and we are going sit on the rocks down on the lake and we is gonna have a romantic night of fishin'

SOPHIA: (From Couch) I am sure the fish won't be the only things nibblin'

ROSE: (taking off her coat) WOW! I LOVE The Wizard of Oz. I have not seen this film since I was married to Charlie. Oh, I LOVE this film!!!!

Dorothy: Oh I do too! Remember Ma When me Phil and Pop went to see this when we were little? Oh I remember Phil Crying, Laugh- ing and I would protect him.

BlANCHE: Oh, was the witch to much for the lil guy?

SOPHIA: No, He was Jealus of How Judy Garland could ware that checkered dress.

(phone rings)

Blanche: Hello?...What.... Oh Damn Mel ...oh I know Mel.... well maybe another time mel... ok... bye-bye mel

ROSE: Who was that?

Dorthy: The Queen of England Rose!!! It was Mel!

Blanche: It was!! He called to cancel our date!! Don't you hate it when you can't go on a date becasue of rain and never get a chance to use your new fishin; bait. You Know a lamb skin,, hee hee!

ROSE: I did not know Lamb Attracted Fish

(suddenly the power goes out! The floor creaks and the house shakes.

ALL; AHHHHH ! oh!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(it soon ALL stops and the rain is gone)

SOPHIA: Now that is a House-Shaking Blanche can't even beat!

ROSE: Is everybody OK??

BLANCHE: Everything But My House:

(Thw House is a mess with picture frames and windows broken)

DOROTHY: Why the Rain is stopped and every thing is so beautiful!

(they all slowly step out of the house and see a landscape that could only be OZ!

ALL: (staring in amazement)

(suddenly, a bubble approaches right out of The Sky)

WOMAN: (to dorothy) Are you a good witch or a bad witch)

DOROTHY: Oh, you must have made a mistke ma'am, I am Dorothy Zbornak from Miami.

Woman: Well I am Glinda, The Good Witch of the North. Is that the witch? (to Sophia)

DOROTHY: Well, according to some people, yes!

GLINDA: Well Then, You Should know that Witches are forbiden in Oz and she must be killed immeaditly.

(suddenly, sophia is gone and all that remains is a path, The Y ellow Brick Road.

ROSE: What is this! What is going on? Believe it or not, I do not think we are in Miami.

Dorothy: Really Columbo!!!!!!!!!???!!!???

Blanche: well we have Got to find sophia!

Dorothy: How?

ROSE: in the movie, the wizard lives in the emerald city and we could go ask him for help?

DOROTHY: it is better than just sitting here! Let's go!

(an HOur Later)

ROSE: What? Look Girls over there? it is my husband Charlie! Why on earth is he dressed as a scarecrow?

BLANCHE: He comes from ST. Olaf! Need I say more?

Charlie: Where are you Girls off to?

ROSE: Charlie???

Charlie: Nop. I am just a lonly screcrow who desperatly needs a brain.

DOROTHY: Look rose, you have something in common already!

ROSE: Well you can come a long with us! We are going to see the wizard right now.

( the four walk down the yellow brick road.)

Blanche: WHAT???? It is my husband George???

George: Hello? Can you guys tell me how to get to the emerald city? I am in need of a heart and I really need one!

(they explain that they are going to OZ now and he can come a long.)

Later:

Dorothy: What is that Stan?? It can't be!!! Because this dream will really be a nightmare!

STAN: Exscuse me? I am a lonly lion who needs some courage.

DOROTHY: Trust me you need a hell of a lot more than that!

George: You Can come with us! We are going to see the wizard now to get a heart for me and a brain for this nit wit!!

ROSE: George are you sure you don't know Charlie? Nit Wit was his secret nickname in the official ST. Olaf Chicken Club.

(as they all walk along the road Suddenly a horrible witch appraches she looks like sophia)

SOPHIA: Now my little preties, I am going to turn you into little flying monkeys. (to Dorothy) Maybe I should save you for a flying ape!

ROSE: Guess What?? Something like this happened in ST. Olaf when the evil rooster caused havic all over town.

SOPHIA: NOOOOOO I am melting! You said ST. Olaf The only words that can kill me!!!! AGGGGGHHHH AGGGGHJHHH

Sophia returns to her normal self and gets up. Suddenly, Glinda appears and offers to take them strat to the Wizard.

Charlie: Oh Thank you. Now we can all get what we want.

At the wizards throne room.

Wizard: Here is a brain, a heart and courage for yopu husbands.

Husbands: Thank you so much.

They all leave the room and hug the girls good bye.

WIZArd: Now, I shall send you girls home. OK

SOPHIA: Now?? I love this place! There is no way Dorothy can send me to SHADY PINES Here.

WIZARD: I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wizard: Now, I will send you all home becasue I am in a very bad mood. At the count of 3, you will be back at your home in Miami. 1........2.....3

suddenly, a flash of light and a clap of thuinder bring the girls back in there home

DOROTHY: We are back! OhHHHH This is wonderful.

ROSE: Let's get some sleep I am so tired. Were is Blanch

BALNCHE: I am in my room gettin ready (off-screen). I am goin out with Mel tonight.

Balnche come out of her room in a slinky and sexy looking dorothy costume.

BLANCHE: I am off to see mel and ruby slippers aint going to be the only things clicken

SOPHIA: Yep, everything is back to normal.

THE END