We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
My karma ran over your dogma.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Welcome to Florida, now go home.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me.
Damm, I'm going to miss her.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Is there life before coffee?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I Cayman went.
Save Florida! When you leave take someone with you.
There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye!
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working!
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of
nothing.
No radio! Already stolen! - Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran
it.
Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
So many pedestrians. So little time.
Fight crime, shoot back!
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
My wife's other car is a broom!
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
Give Blood Play Hockey
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