Payroll Department
01 January, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
time for the past 100 year(s). As I'm
sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid
leave per year or pay in lieu of time
off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of
service. Please either take 9,400 days off
work, or notify our office and your next pay check will
reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which
will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200
months.
Please direct any questions to your human resources
coordinator.
Mike
Payroll Department
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