Sleeping on the Job?


The Top 15 things to say when your boss catches you sleeping at your desk!


15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.

7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hand

1) Amen

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