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Guess What? Toilet Paper is Essential
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Using the familiar marketing ploy of "do a product
survey and guess whose product wins," paper giant Kimberly-Clark Corp.
has conducted a survey aimed at discovering "the small, but important,
conveniences of the 20th century that most people take for granted, but
can't live without."
To investigate this burning issue, it commissioned a national survey
of 1,000 people, sponsored by its Kleenex Cottonelle Toilet Paper brand.
It asked participants to identify the one item they would most like to
have if stranded on a deserted island.
Guess what won. Are you sitting down? And the winner is ... Toilet paper!
"If feeling clean is important to you, you're not alone," said a news
release announcing the less-than-astounding results. It noted that 49 percent
of those surveyed chose toilet paper as their greatest deserted island
necessity, followed by food, which was favored by 31 percent, even though
it would appear to be a prerequisite for needing No. 1.
The Dallas-based company said that when the issue was presented slightly
differently, as in "... What small convenience of the 20th century is most
taken for granted?..." a whopping 69 percent voted for t-p, followed by
the zipper (42 percent), and frozen foods (38 percent). With another
oft-forgotten convenience, electricity, readily available, the fondness
was for "frozen foods" rather than just any nourishing sustenance.
As if all of the above wasn't enticing enough,Kimberly-Clark couldn't
resist delving further into Americans' "strong feelings -- as well as interesting
habits -- when it comes to toilet paper."
The survey also found that a majority of respondents (68 percent) like
their toilet paper hung with the first sheet coming OVER the roll, while
25 percent favored UNDER.
Not stopping there, the toilet-paper probers also found that 58 percent
of those surveyed admitted to folding the paper after they tear it off
the roll, while "35 percent weren't as neat, opting to scrunch the tissue."
Admitting that toilet paper may not be "top-of-mind for many people,"
the company said the folks at Kimberly-Clark "think about toilet paper
every day and the important role it plays in everyone's lives."
By the way -- that, they said, is why they developed "a totally new
technology to produce KLEENEX COTTONELLE with Cushy ripples, a product
designed to enhance the clean, fresh feeling." It said the texture is the
result of a patented technology that dries the tissue during the manufacturing
process without compressing or embossing it. "This method, designed to
clean better, permits the tissue to hold its rippled shape when wet," it
added.
With its news release on the survey results, Kimberly-Clark also presented
a brief history of toilet paper. But that's another story.
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Policeman Uses Handcuffs To Halt Suicide
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - An Argentine police officer stopped an 18-year-old
woman from leaping off a water tower by handcuffing her and saying if she
committed suicide she would take him with her.
"In extreme situations one does not think about the risks to save a
person, but I did think about my family, about my children," policeman
Marcelo Miranda said, according to a report published Friday by the state-run
new agency Telam.
The woman, whose name was not released, climbed to the top of a water
supply tower in La Plata, south of Buenos Aires, and tied a rope to the
tower and her neck intending to jump. It was not clear what drove her to
the suicide attempt.
Miranda climbed up the tower and while talking to her suddenly handcuffed
them together and started telling her about his children. After saying
to the woman that her death would also mean his, she gave up the suicide
bid.
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Police Shoot Monster Rat
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police killed a dog-sized rat which attacked
a 59-year-old man outside his home near Frankfurt, Bild newspaper reported
Monday. The mass-selling tabloid quoted police as saying the half
meter (20 inch)-long rat was as vicious as a fighting dog and as big
as a dachshund.
It said the rodent's intended victim, identified only as Horst L., heard
something rustling in a bush and then a sharp hissing. He turned around
and saw the rat, ready to pounce at him. "I was rigid with fear," said
Horst. "I just had time to grab a wooden plank to fend it off." The rat
sank its teeth into the plank and Horst ran inside
his home to call the police. Officers tried to grab the animal with
thick gloves but it attacked them so they shot it.
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Clinton's Mother-In-Law Blends Into Crowd
AUCKLAND (Reuters) - President Clinton almost lost his mother-in-law
in a New Zealand crowd Saturday when local security guards mistook her
for an onlooker.
The guards twice stopped Dorothy Rodham as she walked with Clinton and
his daughter Chelsea on a shopping jaunt in Auckland where the president
is attending an Asia-Pacific leaders' summit.
Finally, White House officials came to her rescue and gave her a lapel
pin designating her as a staff member.
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