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OK, this is a long story, so if you have the time, read it, its long, but kinda funny really, and its ALL TRUE, real legit experience I have up here in Madison. It has a lot of explicit dialogue in it, so bear with me.
I figure I'll add this in since I got some time. I was at a friends house before, pregaming a little, it was interesting, my friend had her whole extended family over, getting ripped. I was talking to her aunt for a while she was holding a big ass Bloody Mary. Anyway, I wanted to go to the game, so I left and met up with my roommate halfway and went to Camp Randall. We got to our seats about mid first quarter, and it was obviously packed. So I get to my seat, and theres no room. Standard policy at the stadium is that you sit in your assigned seat, and the security guard, or the cops will enforce this. I hate cops, so I just as the girl standing there if she'd squeeze down, she's in my seat. She frickin unloads on me about how she got there ½ hour early, and how she can't move and all that, so I respond with a simple "hey I don't want to me an asshole, but if I have to get the cop, I will." To which she really unloads and keeps on going. Then next thing I know theres two of em yelling at me about all kinds of stuff, about how they ain't moving, and its just tough for me. "Fine, go get the cop, we're not moving". My roommate is looking pretty confused now, these haole chix yelling and stuff, but I say screw it, and go off to get the cop. I'm halfway to the steps when I see one of my friends, and he stops me and tells me not to go, and then the loud chick comes running frantically and tells me that they'll make room, don't do anything drastic. Bluffing I guess. So I think end of story right? I'm in my seat, my roommate has his, we're fine, lets watch the game, and get all luvyluvy like a bunch of good Midwesterners that I've come to love. No. 5 minutes to go in the first, and the loud girl next to me asks me if I've ever been to a badger game before, if this is my first one. She then explains to me that you sit at badger games with your FRIENDS, and how come I'm not with my friends, and "Do you have any friends?" Seems that Reid and I are sitting in between this girl and two of her good friends, and I'm separating them, from what she calls "Her last Badger Game". Then it's a lot of sarcastic comments, in my face about how nnoooo, somebody has to come and sit in her seat and spoil someone's last home game of her college experience. Funny thing was, I was kinda amused by this girl, I thought it was pretty funny how worked up she was and persistent. Then things got ugly. She and her friend all got in my face and started swearing at me. "Asshole" you're a "fucking Asshole, you know that?" "Fuck you". Both of em!!!! In my face, all red too. This is where it gets interesting….. They all start chanting and pointing at me going "Ass----HOLE,…..ASS-HOLE….." and get a small group around us into it, I have all these people around me chanting and calling me an asshole for sitting in my own godamn seat…..That's nothing though, I'm actually starting to laugh, but then I hear someone behind me say something like "Damn Chink" or something. I'm not sure. Those of you who know me know I don't take this kind of Shit, but the more pissed off they got, the funnier I thought it was, and I kinda just smirked back at them. Which got them more fired up. So then she starts yelling at her friend across me and Reid, about how the game is, like we're in the way and stuff. I just want this bitch to shut up so I can watch the game, so I offer to her that we'll move if they want it so bad, which she unloads about how I'm full of shit cuz I'm not planning on moving anyway, so why even bother. "How do you know that? You never even asked me in the first place, you just started hassling me" To which she unloads some more about how I'm such an Asshole I wouldn't move even if they asked. So I said. "You know, calling someone an asshole to their face isn't the best way to get them to do something for you." She went OFF!!!!! "FINE! This is my F____Seat!! THAT'S YOUR F_____SEAT! Move!!" all pushing me "DON'T F____touch me!!" Man. This girl is a piece of work, really, a real piece of work. So I just plant my feet by the number on my ticket and ignore her, glad I have my steeltoe boots because I think she tried stomping on my feet a couple of times. The whole time, you may be wondering, what about my roommate? He was actually kinda pissed at me, for "Starting trouble" What the FUCK? Man I was pissed at him too now. I didn't understand this, I mean I wasn't just standing up to this shit from, but for him too! Man. "I dunno" he said later, its just not my style to make waves li'dat. So end of story, I enjoy the game right? WRONG> Then she get s her lame ass friend, who looked like it was her boyfriend to talk shit to me. This guy was a scrawny ass haole, who started talking, but backed down. Something lame I hardly remember, like "Those aren't your seats, you don't know what the F-you're talking about" that's about it. His bitch friend was better at pissing me off then him. I just said "What?" real loud and looked him in the eye. Pussy. Backed down and had to let the two chix pick up the slack and swear at me some more. I'm getting really impatient with these two, but I make up my mind I might as well wait for them to do something really stupid, and send Reid to get the cop on them. Sometime during this these other two girls in the row in front of us start yelling at me to shut up, I got my seats, why am I still pissed. "It's this girl next to me!!" I say, "Whatever" they say. both of em. Man, I'm fucking SURROUNDED. I'm starting to think about my situation now, you can't help but get a little racial now, I mean surrounded by a bunch of pissed off people, and I'm not in Hawaii, it's a disturbing realization of the suggested possibilities in this kind of situation. I was a little worried about leaving Reid there alone during the half when I went to the bathroom, I passed by my old roommate from last year Bob, and I told him what was up in case I needed some backup or something. Pretty hostile situation here. But Reid was alright, nobody fucked with him he said. Later on in the third quarter she asked me in a nicer voice if I was going to the Rose bowl if we won. I said yeah, thinking maybe the bitch had sobered up and got to her senses and maybe was being civil. "Well make sure if you go you get there early" Man, I thought, you're REALLy asking for it. Then I heard her say something to her friend about pushing "him" down if the crowd rushes the field after the game. I'm steaming. I don't believe in hitting girls at all, but I'm thinking if they do try and pull this shit, I'm gonna fuck them up in self-defense. I've heard about stampedes at football games, and falling Down in the middle is a life-or-death situation. So I'm eyeing these two the entire last two minutes of the game, but the student section doesn't stampede, and they don't do anything. End of story, right? Yeah. Haha. Just that I'm almost positive that they staged a picture to get me inside so they remember that goddamn chink that didn't back down to their bitching. |