Arriving at the Hoover Dam, the tour begins...

Tour Guide: I am your dam guide, this is the beginning of the dam tour, take all of the dam pictures and ask all of the dam questions you want...

Touree: Where's the dam bathroom?

Tour Guide: The dam bathroom is our dam porti-potty back by the dam gates...If you walk over here to the dam window, you can see our entire dam facility...Our facility is ran from the dam control room, where our best dam engineers work 24 hours a day to keep the dam facility in tact...This is the dam control room. The most important dam room in this dam facility...This is the main dam deck...If you look over the dam edge, you will see the dam intakes...If you look to your left, you will see our dam public fishing access...This is the dam cafeteria...If you look out the window, you can see some dam beavers...before we conclude the dam tour are there any dam questions???

Touree: How do you get a dam job???

Tour Guide: Well, you have to have some dam experience and send in a resumé...Before we leave I have one question...Have you paid your dam taxes???