"I know my constipational rights!"

~Gutterboy - 'The Wraith'~

"Just remember, you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose!"
~Anonymous~

"Can ya' spank a sea monkey?"
~Butthead~

"Thank you, drive through."
~Beavis~

"I'll spank it clean, 'til I can't spank it no more!"
~Philbert - 'Rocko's Modern Life'~

"Mmmm...This is all your fault!"
~Curley - The Three Stooges~

"Do I make you horny babey, do I, yeeeah!?"
~Austin Powers~

"Name...Austin Powers, Sex...yes please!"
~Austin Powers~

"You might wanna' get that checked...If I had been drinking out of the toilet, I could have been killed!"
~Ace Ventura - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective~

"Nobody wants ta' play with me!"
~Ace Ventura - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls~

"Look it's Satan...oh wait a minute, that's Marilyn Manson!"
~Edgar the Chainsaw Man~

"I was friskin' a guy for chickens."
~Carl Winslow - 'Family Matters'~

"I ain't never killed anybody.....it was the gun! mwa ha ha ha ha"
~Anonymous~

"What's your favorite scary movie? Showgirls."
~'Scream 2'~

"I'm Batgirl! That's not very PC. What about Batlady or Batperson?"
~Batgirl and Batman - 'Batman&Robin'~

"Please say your looking for me!"
~Dick Grayson - 'Batman&Robin'~

"I'll help you grab your rocks!"
~Poison Ivy - 'Batman&Robin'~

"Take two of these and call me in the morning."
~Mr. Freeze - 'Batman&Robin'~

"Bomb."
~Bane - 'Batman&Robin'~

*MORE ON THE WAY!*

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