KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, age 9
"Never tell you mom her diet's not working." Michael,age 14
"Stay away from prunes." Randy, age 9
"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, age 13
"Don't squat with your spurs on." Noronha, age 13
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." Taylia, age 11
"Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, age 10
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your
school assignment." Traci, age 14
"Don't sneeze in front of your mom when eating crackers." Mitchell, age 12
"Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, age 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she is holding a baseball bat." Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she is on the phone." Alyesha, age 13
"Never baptize a cat." Eileen, 8
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