PRACTICAL JOKES
*EDITOR's NOTE: I am in no way responsible for any pranks you attempt shown here if the shit hits the fan!*
SHOPLIFTING
Slip some anti-shoplifting strips into the lining of the victim's favorite jacket.
GUN CONTROL
Cut a silhouette of a gun from metal and hide it in the victim's carry-on luggage.
ROADKILL REVENGE
Get a fancy looking pet collar and leash. Then the next time you see a dead animal in the road, attach the leash and collar setup to it's neck. Attach the whole thing to the victim's rear bumper, making sure to toss the dead animal under the car so it won't be seen.
IT"S A BIRD, IT"S A PLANE…
Go with a couple of friends, stand near some busy street corner, and take a great interest in some point near the top of a tall building, or maybe just up at the sky. Watch the reactions of people around you.
TOSSING COOKIES
Go to any gag store and get a fake plastic vomit. Put it in a drinking fountain. Wet it's amazingly realistic…
I GOTTA GO!
Bake some brownies for your victims with chocolate ex-lax loaded in them.
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999
Parties are great fun to plan, especially if you plan them for someone else to host. Print up several flyers for a party at your victim's house and distribute them where undesirables will be sure to see them. For example, you might put up flyers around biker bars advertising, "All the beer you can drink" and "The crowning of Miss Biker" or something equivalent.
HEY SICKO!
Enter subscriptions in your victim's name to the most filthy homo/bondage/snuff magazines you can find, and change his address by one number so his NEIGHBOR receives them. His neighbors will not only be disgusted by his perversions, they will also be irritated by the fact that he is too dumb to get his address right on a subscription.
FOR A PESTY ROOMATE
Fill the sugar bowl with salt.
TOILIET TRAINING
Put saran wrap across the toilet under the seat.
DE-PLANE! DE-LANE!
When your victim falls asleep on the plane, put your head between your legs, and shake the victim furiously. As he groggily wakes, yell, "Quick! Put on your mask, we're falling fast!"
They won't sleep for the rest of the flight.
CHINESE FIRE DRILL
The victim is on the toilet in the dorm washroom. Everyone grabs a bucket (we used the waste buckets from our rooms) and fills the buckets with water. Take a paper bag and set it on fire, toss it under the door in the stall. Yell fire as everyone tosses the water into the stall. Needless to say the fire as well as the victim get very wet.
WHERE DID I PARK?
You will need several strong people for this one, but when your victim parks and goes inside a building turn their whole car sideways taking up two parking spots.
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