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How does
your man rate? Read my guide and find out!
SNAG ~ Sensitive New Age Guy
This guy is in tune
with your feelings. He understands when you're upset, he truly
listens to your problems, and his shoulder is perfect to cry on.
He's not afraid to cry, and he even says things like " I
really care about the way you feel" and sweet words like
" I love you!" and REALLY mean it. Sounds perfect? Yes...too
perfect! Does he really exist??
MPG ~ Most Probably Gay
If he's tall, dark and handsome, smart,
drives an expensive car, not to mention single, AND totally
uninterested in you, he gets a MPG rating. It's not 100% accurate,
but you have to make yourself feel better you know....hehe..
NIC ~ Now I'm Cool
These men were
probably geeks and dateless in high school, and now they're
making up for lost time by women-chasing and bed-hopping.
Unbeknown to us poor girls, they are thinking...," If I can
date HER, I must be able to get someone better." Then you're
history.
ICH ~ I'll Change Him
For sure you can change him!
If he's still around that is! Seems like anything and everything
he does just doesn't meet our standards. Little things he does
just bothers us, so we give him helpful advice. He's clothes are
all wrong....he should listen more.....he hangs around the boys
too much.....and you hate the way he snores, so change! The list
is endless......hehe.....
MLB ~ Mummy's Little Boy
This is a typical 'mother
damaged man.' He would rather listen to his mother, rather than
you. And guess which side he would take?? Try to stay away from
these types coz not only do you have to compete with other girls,
but his mother too! Just wait until he grows up and he's not so
dependent on his mum, and he'll be fine.
IBM ~ Ideal Breeding Material
As soon as you notice this
guy, you immediately start calculating possible genetic
combinations, and fantasise what your children would look like if
he was the father....WOW...
BOOR ~ Babe Out Of Reach
The average-looking guy who
is kissing his besotted girlfriend becomes a BOOR. Instantly sexy,
because sadly, he's not available.
WAC ~ What A Challenge
He's the guy who is probably married, or in
a long relationship that you just have to have! You'll do
anything to get him.....and when you do....the excitement fizzles
out. It was that challenge of the 'forbidden' that was
exhilarating... too bad it doesn't last long...
FLA ~ Fabio Look Alike
This guy is the gym junkie.
He's got the body of 'Adonis,' (but a mind like a strainer) and
if his muscles are that big, well then...... maybe...... hehe....
His bicycle shorts would look better on your bedroom floor, but
thankfully, his interests lies in swapping sweat, not knowledge.
PUP ~ Pick Up Potential
This is anyone you deem worthy of your
attention. You make eye contact, and you think.." Yes, he's
clothes are nice...but it would be better off....."
OOTB ~ One Of The Boys
When it's just you and him,
he's the sweetest, most attentive guy in the world. Sadly though,
this is a rare occurrence, coz he spends 99.9% of his time
boozing or hanging out with the boys. When they get a few drinks
down them, they turn into complete yobbos. They start comparing
their sex life and shows off how many times they got laid (little
do they all know, that most of them are in a long drought)
SBD ~ Silent But Deadly
These are the ones you have
to watch out for. They pretend to be SNAG's, they're charming,
smooth, and just seems to know the right words to say at the
right moment. You might think he's Mr Right, but in reality, he
is out to make a conquest! When you ring him at home, a young and
sexy voice gets on the line, and for sure it's not his mother! So
be smart.....have fun first...then dump him before he dumps you!
MOIB ~ My Own Internet Babe
This guy is the perfect one!
You can say and act anyway you want and he'll love you no matter
what. He's understanding, always uses protection, and he can look
any way you want him to! ( Just make sure you don't ask him for
his pic, or you might get disappointed.) As they say, Ignorance
is Bliss! You can flirt and talk dirty to him, and cybersex is
always climatic... okay so you can always pretend....( just type
in ooohs, aahhhs and yes!yes!yes! and he'll be happy!) It won't
matter to him that you are in your oldest and rattiest clothes,
because in their minds, you are always wearing the skimpiest,
most silkiest lingerie you can make up in your mind, even though
it would be funny wearing next to nothing when you are supposed
to be on the keyboard.
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