Klumpy says:
Aiiie!
Klumpy says:
I'm sorry!
Klumpy says:
I kinda died
J-Man 6:32 says:
Wha?? *Snaps awake*
Klumpy says:
Sorry
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh ... hello again.
Klumpy says:
I'm watching BlackAdder, and my dad same in for a second to watch it with me
J-Man 6:32 says:
Nice to see you're alive and well again.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Dont let me disturb you.
Klumpy says:
Oh, not disturbing
Klumpy says:
I like having you here
Klumpy says:
So, wassup?
J-Man 6:32 says:
You ... do?? Ahhh! Well, I just watched Russ down a bottle of brandy, and he took a major spasm afterwards. Quite humerous.
Klumpy says:
Ooh
Klumpy says:
Zared: You made me miss all the fun you stupid girl!
J-Man 6:32 says:
No no, MY dad made you miss all the fun.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Plenty left old boy.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yippee!
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Passes bottle of Bushmills to Zared* Dont ask me how ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Cheerz.
Klumpy says:
Zared: YAY!!!
Klumpy says:
Stop being so excited
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hey, somethins gotta give. Let him enjoy himself.
Klumpy says:
Yeah, I guess
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yay *sneaks away so he can have it all to himself*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Enjoy.
Klumpy says:
Sam: ...I thought the whole idea was that he wanted to be a part of things
Klumpy says:
Sam: then he goes rushing off like that
J-Man 6:32 says:
Not when alcohols involved, apparently.
Klumpy says:
Yeah...*sigh*
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: *Hic!* Are thosh nish monkeysh on ag-*HIC!* again?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Shut it. *KER-BIFF!*
Klumpy says:
Protect me!!! ....well, that ker-biff did the trick
J-Man 6:32 says:
Don worry. Russ cant do jack when hes like this. He spent all saturday night tryin to climb into a sleeping bag.
Klumpy says:
Lol
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sad, innit?
Klumpy says:
Sam: very
Klumpy says:
Sam: ...I don't know if Zared's coming back
J-Man 6:32 says:
Enjoy the peace while it lasts.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
Klumpy says:
Sam: is it raining over there?
Klumpy says:
Sam: it's tipping here
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oooh yeah.
Klumpy says:
Sam: last time I checked anyway
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yep. Its hard bein an artist. Trapped away in a small room with nothing but the pictures of the grinning faces of Tobias and Sab to keep me company. But, better than the rain. Russ dont count, cos hes just a constant pillock.
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: Whatsh that aboot a pillow?
J-Man 6:32 says:
*BOOT* Shut it!
Klumpy says:
*sweatdrop*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sorry. Like I say, a constant pillock.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Say, you into anime at all?
Klumpy says:
Kinda
J-Man 6:32 says:
What shows?
Klumpy says:
We'll be getting Sky again soon with our new TV, so I haven't really had access to animes in a while
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh.
Klumpy says:
Well, I love Pokemon...can;t escape it
J-Man 6:32 says:
aah.
Klumpy says:
Sailor Moon, too
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yes, very .... chibi. My girlfriend Sarah loves that. A bit TOO sweet for me tho.
Klumpy says:
Heh
Klumpy says:
I saw it in Australia, and it kinda stuck to me
Klumpy says:
Samurai Pizza Cats are funky, but they aren't really on any more
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh yeah, I remember them. I think Tenchi Muyo is quite funny, but of course I like more adult orientated ones too. Like Evangelion, Gunsmith Cats and Vampire Princess Miyu.
Klumpy says:
I wish there were more animes around here
Klumpy says:
I've only ever come across a few, but I've heard of more, ya know
J-Man 6:32 says:
Get the Sci-fi channel. Theres anime movies on every saturday night from midnight. 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sometimes weekly marathons ...
Klumpy says:
Kewlies
Klumpy says:
Funky
Klumpy says:
Groovy
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yessum. Quite da bomb.
Klumpy says:
Can't wait to have all our channels back
J-Man 6:32 says:
Uh-huh. In Earth Worm Jim mode tonight, eh?
Klumpy says:
Sky One and Nickelodeon, missed them so much
Klumpy says:
Huh?
Klumpy says:
Oh, lol
Klumpy says:
Didn't realise it
Klumpy says:
Guh-roovy!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Heh heh. Loved that show. And the games. Andys Asteroids cracked me up.
Klumpy says:
Lol
J-Man 6:32 says:
Jims constant yells of "Whooooooa Nelly!!"
Klumpy says:
SO lol
Klumpy says:
I love Psy-crow
Klumpy says:
His voice in the show is SOOOO cool
Klumpy says:
Urt Worm Jim
Klumpy says:
Or however he says it
J-Man 6:32 says:
Heh heh. That guys done a lot of voices. My fave characters were Peter puppy and The Evil Queen Slug for a Butt.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Priceless.
Klumpy says:
Evil Queen P B F S P-F M Slug for a Butt
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yes, but I couldnt be buggered typing it all out.
Klumpy says:
Lol
Klumpy says:
It's a shame Major Mucus wasn't in the show
Klumpy says:
He was kewl
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yeah. Funny lil dude.
J-Man 6:32 says:
I think Evil Jim replaced him.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Dunno Y.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
Klumpy says:
Both green
J-Man 6:32 says:
S'pose.
Klumpy says:
Bob the goldfish was cool too
Klumpy says:
'Destroy, destroy DESTROY!!!'
Klumpy says:
All fish: *stare, blankly*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hoo-ha! 
Klumpy says:
La planeta de Aqua
J-Man 6:32 says:
Aiie-haaaa!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Great show.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
J-Man 6:32 says:
Is 'Red done with thon bottle yet?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sorry 'THAT' bottle. For all non-Ulster speakers ...
Klumpy says:
Heh
Klumpy says:
No idea
Klumpy says:
Go find him, Sammy
Klumpy says:
Sam: ....er...Okay
Klumpy says:
Sam: *leaves*
Klumpy says:
Poor boy
Klumpy says:
Brave boy
J-Man 6:32 says:
Good luck ... god I hope Zareds forgotten what I said about Sabs autograph ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh Gawd ...
Klumpy says:
.....ALAS!!
Klumpy says:
Ah well
Klumpy says:
Sam: *comes back*
J-Man 6:32 says:
What??
Klumpy says:
Sam: He just finished asking me to marry him, so I escaped and came back here
J-Man 6:32 says:
Good plan.
Klumpy says:
Sam: I don't know what he plans on doing now, but he's wandering around singing about goblins
J-Man 6:32 says:
Goblins?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Scuse me ... *Prises CD-ROM from Russ' gob* Leave that alone, thankyou ...
Klumpy says:
Yeesh
Klumpy says:
Can't you just...get rid of him?
J-Man 6:32 says:
I cant just top my mate here!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh wait! I know! *Puts Russ in sleeping bag* There! He wont bother us now.
Klumpy says:
I hope not
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: *Trying to get out* Mmmmppph!
J-Man 6:32 says:
I think not, my CD ROM munching mate ...
Klumpy says:
Heh
J-Man 6:32 says:
Riight. What now? Russ is gone, 'Red is gone ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whos gonna be next?? 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Kidding.
Klumpy says:
...hoped so
Klumpy says:
*distant scream*
Klumpy says:
...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Bloody hell! Who was that?
Klumpy says:
Sabrina: *rushes in, wearing a towel*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Uh-oh.
Klumpy says:
Sabrina: That PERVERT!!
Klumpy says:
...oh, hello
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sup, Sab?
Klumpy says:
Sabrina: I won't go into the details of what he did...
Klumpy says:
Sabrina: ...oh, hi there
J-Man 6:32 says:
I think I get the idea. Yeah, hi.
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Sound of Russ falling down stairs in a sleeping bag* RUSS: Ahhh Feck!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Dont ask.
Klumpy says:
.....
Klumpy says:
I won't
J-Man 6:32 says:
Stupid bastid ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: *comes in, following Sab* why did you run away my sweetness?
Klumpy says:
Sabrina: ! GO AWAY!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hey 'Red! How ya bin? Wanna chat with yer ol buddy Jay?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Huh, what? Who's gay?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Apart from Sam
Klumpy says:
Sam: ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
You dozy gobshite! 
Klumpy says:
Zared: Nice weather....
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whatever ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Goblin?
Klumpy says:
Zared: See the little goblin, see his little-
Klumpy says:
Sab: SHUT UP!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
No ... not ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Run fer it Sab. Go NOW.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Keep singin 'Red yer doin great ...
Klumpy says:
Sab: Yes, Jay! *runs, and gives you her autograph on the way*
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...feet...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thankyou!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Isn't the goblin sweet?
J-Man 6:32 says:
I got a song you might like Zared ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yessum?
J-Man 6:32 says:
I had a lil monkey, I sent im to the country and fed him on ginger bread. Then along came a choo-choo and knocked my monkey koo-koo and now that little monkey's ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: !!! NO!!!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Not THAT!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
In hospital.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...aww, that's nice
J-Man 6:32 says:
Why? What did you think I meant?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Don't know, but that was a silly song.....
J-Man 6:32 says:
Heh. And your one wasn't eh?
Klumpy says:
Zared: my song was GREAT
J-Man 6:32 says:
You were waaay off key.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Was not, I was so on key that I was right on the key
J-Man 6:32 says:
Right sure. D'you even know which key I'm on about?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Is that a monkey or the key to my heart?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thought not ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: The key to my soul is a little hole in a bowl in a goal in my soul
J-Man 6:32 says:
Bust a one out, two out, blitz kinda rapper that'll get you at yer seat faster than a car jacker. ANY-way, now that THAT unpleasentness is behind us forever le-- hang on ... you didn't finish the WHOLE bottle??
Klumpy says:
Zared: Bottle of what?
J-Man 6:32 says:
The flippin Bushmills!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Er well...I kinda started but then a little goblin came along and stole it, which is why I sang a song about him
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yes, yes, I believe you. And my names Frasier Crane.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Oh, hi Frasier
Klumpy says:
Zared: Have you met Jay?
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Sigh* I was being sarcastic, Zared.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Its called satire.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Wha?
Klumpy says:
I don't think he's eaten anything today, so my guess is that he didn't drink it all. He'd be dead
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yeah ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Right said Fred?
Klumpy says:
This is his kinda in-between stage...sorta catching things, says some weird stuff, but can still kinda understand what's going on
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thats a relief.
Klumpy says:
He can get worse
Klumpy says:
Zared: Where did that little goblin go?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Just be careful. After his carry-on last night and his little run in on Sab tonite, you'd better watch it.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
J-Man 6:32 says:
The goblins probably dead after drinkin all that Bushmills.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Or its been stepped on.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Or eaten by the cat ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Awww
Klumpy says:
Zared: It was so cute
J-Man 6:32 says:
Goblins are evil little buggers. My fridge is frequently visited by a tribe of Nac Mac Feegle.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Highland Goblins.
Klumpy says:
Aww
Klumpy says:
I like goblins, but mine are different 
Klumpy says:
Well, since they're from an island somewhere, I guess they have a right to be different
J-Man 6:32 says:
I guess ...
Klumpy says:
The ones around here can be a bit of a pain
J-Man 6:32 says:
Ah.
Klumpy says:
Zared: SAM!!!!
Klumpy says:
Sam: !!! what?
Klumpy says:
Zared: No need to yell
Klumpy says:
Sam: ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Haha. Well, these Ulster Scots Goblins cant get enough of my roast beef sandwiches.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Or Club orange for some reason ...
Klumpy says:
Lol
Klumpy says:
Zared: I need a sandwich...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Must eat something
J-Man 6:32 says:
I recommend a Meat Pie Floater to sober you up.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Its a meat pie covered in tomato ketchup in a bowl of mushy peas. Yummy.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Heh heh ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Oooh, mushy...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Ya want one?
Klumpy says:
I think this is his most annoying stage...since he's actually still standing
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whoa. But for how long?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Mushy mushy
Klumpy says:
Well, he usually has to sleep on it...*sigh*
J-Man 6:32 says:
He'll come around. Compliments o the house. One Meat Pie Floater ... *Gives to Zared*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Mark my words ... this heres a CMOT Dibbler special. Fulla aminal bits.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Oooh *eats it*
Klumpy says:
Zared: *pondering*
J-Man 6:32 says:
An ape carnivore?? The mind boggles ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whats it like then? *Grins evilly*
Klumpy says:
Zared: Kinda Okay, but I bet Sab tastes better before she ran away
Klumpy says:
Zared: Don't grin at me
J-Man 6:32 says:
You were gonna...?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yeeeees?
J-Man 6:32 says:
You mad MAD ape.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Whaa?
J-Man 6:32 says:
What do you mean 'Sab tastes better ..?'
J-Man 6:32 says:
In which context?
Klumpy says:
Zared: *loudly* WHAT DO PARSLEY AND PUBIC HAIR HAVE IN COMMON???
Klumpy says:
Zared...
Klumpy says:
Jay's talking to you
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sssh! Keep it down!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Whaaa?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh lord ... listen, I dont think I really wanna hear you amazing adventures involving ... uuuhh ... well, you know. Onward!
Klumpy says:
Zared: ONWARD!!!! *rides an imaginary horse and gallops around a bit*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh brother ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Wheee
J-Man 6:32 says:
Look out Zared! The Kremlings are coming!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Just play along ...
Klumpy says:
Okay
Klumpy says:
They're coming Zared!!!!!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Maybe he'll quit.
Klumpy says:
Zared: What?!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Who what where?
J-Man 6:32 says:
I can see em! By the dozen!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Any females?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Retreat, Zared! No, Zared. In fact ... (no offence Sam, just bear with me on this one okay?) Most of them are ... GAY! (Sorry Sam...)
J-Man 6:32 says:
And they're coming for you, Zared!
Klumpy says:
Sam: No prob, I'm happy with myself
Klumpy says:
Zared: ....AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Klumpy says:
Zared: *runs away, crashes into a wall, then falls down some stairs*
Klumpy says:
...
J-Man 6:32 says:
History repeats itself ... *Sees limp body of Russel still in sleeping bag*
Klumpy says:
...if he's dead...
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Quietly folds autograph, puts in pocket* All that for abs autograph. Waay too much bother if you ask me.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
J-Man 6:32 says:
He aint dead.
Klumpy says:
Okay...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hes goin on about toast.
Klumpy says:
ah...
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: Millenium Hand & Shrimp ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
He speaks his own native tongue...
J-Man 6:32 says:
COMMUNICATING WITH RUSS: Crawling with mackrel, I told em? Young spiders?
Klumpy says:
Yeesh
Klumpy says:
Zared: *looking at RUSS*
J-Man 6:32 says:
I cant help it!! I live in a mad, mad environment! *Breaks down*
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: * looks at Zared*
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: Schnufflin coobeastie!!
Klumpy says:
Zared: ....*makes his way back up the stairs*
J-Man 6:32 says:
No, Russ, he isnt.
Klumpy says:
What did he say?
J-Man 6:32 says:
He thinks Zared is trying to steal his precious cheeses of many countries.
Klumpy says:
Ah
Klumpy says:
Makes sense
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: Wahey yersel' ya boggin!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Stop that!
Klumpy says:
Now what?
J-Man 6:32 says:
He called my 'wife a big hippo'.
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'm not married Russ.
Klumpy says:
?
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: Cribbins! Schnackly papelthingy!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Leave it!
Klumpy says:
...
Klumpy says:
translation?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hes after this autograph now ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
He smelled the perfume ...
Klumpy says:
Yeesh
J-Man 6:32 says:
You said it.
Klumpy says:
Zared: she smells so nice
J-Man 6:32 says:
Really? *Tiredly*
Klumpy says:
Zared: like a great big thing on a pole
Klumpy says:
...what?
J-Man 6:32 says:
What?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Don't know
J-Man 6:32 says:
On a pole??
J-Man 6:32 says:
Might you mean a tree?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Sure, why not?
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Sigh*
J-Man 6:32 says:
RUSS: *Slides away silently, in search of cheese*
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'll leave him to it.
Klumpy says:
Good
Klumpy says:
Zared: Flowers in spring are a marvellous thing
J-Man 6:32 says:
Issat so?
Klumpy says:
...I think he's a bit better
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yeah. More peaceful.
Klumpy says:
Zared: But Sab in bed is a thing to be had
Klumpy says:
...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oy ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
And you would know this .... how ?
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...sh*t, can't think of anything to rhyme with 'Anya'
Klumpy says:
Zared: Er...dunno
J-Man 6:32 says:
Shut it. I've still got that colt .45 python here.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Mmm ... dont mind if I do. Cheers Russ. *Takes a bit of Wensleydale*
Klumpy says:
Zared: No, don't worry, I love Anya, she's nice
J-Man 6:32 says:
Cheese board anyone?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yeah, I'll bet.
Klumpy says:
Zared: She is
J-Man 6:32 says:
I know SHE is ...
Klumpy says:
I'll have some cheese if it's Okay with you
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sure. Whats yer pleasure?
Klumpy says:
Zared: So am I, I'm a nice young man
Klumpy says:
Oh, anything
Klumpy says:
surprise me
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oookay, how bout Garlic Roulad?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Camombert?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Edam?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Cheddar?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Brie?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Or perhaps a lil bit of everything!
Klumpy says:
A bit of everything please
J-Man 6:32 says:
There. 
Klumpy says:
Yay
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Doles out cheese n crackers*
Klumpy says:
Yay
J-Man 6:32 says:
You gettin, Zared?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Waaa
J-Man 6:32 says:
You gettin? Sorry, forgive me. More Ulster-ish. Do you want some cheese?
Klumpy says:
Zared: NO
J-Man 6:32 says:
Okay.
Klumpy says:
Zared: I'm still trying to think of a rhyme for Anya
J-Man 6:32 says:
I see.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Bunion?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whatsit?
J-Man 6:32 says:
That doesnt rhyme!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Well I don't know
J-Man 6:32 says:
How bout ... naw. That dont sound right ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: ??
J-Man 6:32 says:
Just thinking out loud.
J-Man 6:32 says:
A night with Anya makes you feel more of a man, yeah?
Klumpy says:
Zared: YEAH!!!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Heh. Hey, that wasnt half bad.
Klumpy says:
Zared: good one
Klumpy says:
Zared: I wish I had her here with me right now because I'm feeling active
J-Man 6:32 says:
Whatever. I doubt the feelings mutual.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Aww
J-Man 6:32 says:
Poor old you, Zared. Unless Amy introduces a lover for you to the cast I doubt you'll have much luck in that Dept.
Klumpy says:
Zared: I want one
Klumpy says:
You're getting a daughter
Klumpy says:
Zared: a wha-?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hoo-ha!
Klumpy says:
Zared: But I....oh crap
J-Man 6:32 says:
?!
Klumpy says:
Zared: LA LA LA
Klumpy says:
Zared: I can't do my own daughter, can I? So that's no good
Klumpy says:
Zared: although I could
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thats incest you freak!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Dozy gobshite...
J-Man 6:32 says:
You cant do THAT!
Klumpy says:
Zared: But if a daughter's all I'm gonna get...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hmmm?
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...I'm lonely
J-Man 6:32 says:
Awwww. Dont worry man. ( I dont even wanna be told who the mother is.)
Klumpy says:
Don't worry, I won't tell you
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'll ask around mate. See what I can do.
Klumpy says:
It'll be pretty obvious once the first hint arrives
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'm not gonna like it am I, Amy?
Klumpy says:
Zared: I'm going to die, lonely...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Naw! We'll fix you up palsy!
Klumpy says:
...well, I don't know if it's anyone you feel strongly for
J-Man 6:32 says:
Ah. I see.
Klumpy says:
Seen the Zodiac wheel?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Phew.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yessum.
Klumpy says:
Anya's son is on that
J-Man 6:32 says:
Really??
Klumpy says:
Yepsie
J-Man 6:32 says:
Dont tell me. I'll probly figure it out.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
Klumpy says:
So you know it isn't Anya
Klumpy says:
Relaaaaax
J-Man 6:32 says:
Uh huh.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hey, I'm always cool. *Grins stupidly, falls backwards off chair*
Klumpy says:
!
Klumpy says:
Zared: You killed him
J-Man 6:32 says:
 ... D'oh!
Klumpy says:
Zared: no. he's alive
Klumpy says:
Zared: And he's become Homer Simpson
Klumpy says:
shush
J-Man 6:32 says:
Uhh ... little help?
Klumpy says:
Zared: *helps you up*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thanks.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Owww
Klumpy says:
Zared: My head hurts, I think the little goblin got in through my ear
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'm okay ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Uh oh ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Get it out! It'll lay eggs in your brain!
Klumpy says:
Zared: AAAAARGH!!!!!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
No ... thats not goblins ... sorry. my mistake.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Oh Okay
Klumpy says:
Zared: I need a girl
Klumpy says:
Zared: Someone who won't kill me
J-Man 6:32 says:
Not THIS again ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hee hee.
Klumpy says:
Zared: I'm desperate
J-Man 6:32 says:
Well, Denise is outta the question, I think Natashas free ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Shes much more lay-dee like.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yay! Does she like apes?
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'm sure she does. If they're cute ones.
Klumpy says:
Zared: Am I cute?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hey, Sasha! D'you like apes?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Yeah. I guess. Why?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Cos I got a mate here who needs a partner.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Hes a cute ape.
Klumpy says:
Zared: *big grin*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Squeals* Yaaay!
Klumpy says:
Zared: MY LOVE!!!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: C'mere, you big ol snugglebunz!
Klumpy says:
Zared: YAY!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Huggles*
Klumpy says:
Zared: *huggles*
Klumpy says:
Zared: so do we go to bed now, or do I have to wait AGAIN?
Klumpy says:
*sigh*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Bed? Sure! Just like all my other cute animals!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Just play along.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...er...sure
J-Man 6:32 says:
Shes a bit of a ditz. Very easy to manipulate.
Klumpy says:
Zared: perfect
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Heey!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Ow!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Well, then, off you go you happy, happy couple. *Wipes away a tear*
Klumpy says:
Aww
Klumpy says:
*wipes her eye with a hanky*
Klumpy says:
Zared: VERY happy
J-Man 6:32 says:
Its all so magical ... *Bursts out crying*
Klumpy says:
Zared: Where's bed then?
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Russ shoves cheese into Jays mouth* RUSS: Schtop yer whingin!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: My place, silly!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Wheres your place, and can we go there now?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Sure! I'm right here where Jay is. C'mon!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Err ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: COOL!!
Klumpy says:
...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Excuse me ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: What? Leave me and lovermonkey alone, you big meanie!
J-Man 6:32 says:
I didn't say nowt!
Klumpy says:
Zared: *big smiles*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay gives up, head smacks down onto table* Groooooaaan....
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Lemmie just slip into my nightgown and you can keep me warm!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha, I dont think you realise ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: *biggest grin in the whole world*
Klumpy says:
Zared: IX-NAY, Jay
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Sorry. That was Jays fault.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Was not ..
Klumpy says:
Zared: *still grinning*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Smek!*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Help me!!! Somebody, pleease!
Klumpy says:
Sam: What's wrong?
Klumpy says:
Being smekked
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sam! Get Zared away from the puter, NOW!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Noooo!
Klumpy says:
Sam: but he's having fun, and if you spoil his fun, he gets kinda mad
Klumpy says:
Zared: *kicks Sam*
Klumpy says:
Zared: You were saying, my little...er...dumpling?
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay, jumps out the nearest window* aaaaaaarrgh!
Klumpy says:
...oh dear
Klumpy says:
he was a good pal, too
Klumpy says:
Zared: *still grinning*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Which d'you think aborbs more heat, white or blue silk?
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...blue
Klumpy says:
Zared: but whichever you want
J-Man 6:32 says:
*swearwords from ground* Shut the feck up!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Blue?
Klumpy says:
*looks out of window*
Klumpy says:
You okay?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yeah, blue
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yes, unfortunately.
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Slips into blue nightie* Bedtime, hugmonkey!
Klumpy says:
Zared: YAY!!!!!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thats right, get outta here. Go on, bugger off!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: You're so cruel Jay.
Klumpy says:
*watching you from the window*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Gets up, dusts self down* Grumble ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Snuggles up*
Klumpy says:
Zared: *snuggles*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay enters again, looking incredibly bitter*
Klumpy says:
...you Okay?
J-Man 6:32 says:
...Never better, thankyou ...
Klumpy says:
...Okay
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Sticks tongue out at Jay*
Klumpy says:
Zared: *snuggles*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay closes bedroom door* Enough.
Klumpy says:
Yeesh
Klumpy says:
Zared: so...now what? *grin*
Klumpy says:
Damn
Klumpy says:
What a time to get cut off
Klumpy says:
 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Dont make me have to smack you, monkey.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...what I do?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Zareds just groping Sashas goodies ...
Klumpy says:
Dang
Klumpy says:
How old is she? Is it legal?
Klumpy says:
Zared: I'm being good!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: I'm not sure if I want to sleep with you anymore!
Klumpy says:
Zared: But I like you!
J-Man 6:32 says:
What age is Zared?
Klumpy says:
28
J-Man 6:32 says:
But you touched my ... my ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Oh god ... this is baaaaad.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ..aren't I allowed to?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Well ... *blushes* I guess it does feel nice and warm ...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: But only if you do it gently!
Klumpy says:
Zared: Sure
Klumpy says:
Zared: *does that gently*
J-Man 6:32 says:
J-Man preparing for launch ... *Poised to make another leap*
Klumpy says:
I'm guessing there's a big age difference
Klumpy says:
Don't jump!
Klumpy says:
Nooooo!
J-Man 6:32 says:
She thinks hes a big ol cuddly thing! Not a sex partner!
Klumpy says:
Yeah...
Klumpy says:
*sigh*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: WhaT?!
 
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...er...I...er...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: You 28?? And you want to ... EWWWW!
 
Klumpy says:
Zared: I-I-I....
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay: Makes sound of aeroplane plummeting into the ground*
Klumpy says:
...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Get away from me!
Klumpy says:
Zared: 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Struts off* Hmph!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Shoulda told her your intentions man.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...she would have just left sooner
J-Man 6:32 says:
She only likes snuggling.
Klumpy says:
Zared: ...oh
J-Man 6:32 says:
I can call her back if you like?
Klumpy says:
Zared: Yeah, but she hates me now
J-Man 6:32 says:
Naw, remember, very easily manipulated. Watch this. Try to look like a soft toy, okay?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Now, put this candy on your fur ...
Klumpy says:
Zared: Ok...
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha! Look! Candy!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: Really? Neato! *Comes bounding back*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: On a stuffed animal too! How sweet!
J-Man 6:32 says:
A 'saying sorry' gift from Zared.
Klumpy says:
Zared: *looking cute*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: What a sweet widdle munkey ... *Nibbles candy on Zareds fur*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Jay: Thumbs up to Zared. Winks.*
Klumpy says:
Zared: *ecstatic*
Klumpy says:
Sam: quite cute
J-Man 6:32 says:
Jay: *Slips lolly pop onto Zareds fur* Look, Sasha, a lolly pop!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Sasha: *Starts licking lolly* Mmmmm!
J-Man 6:32 says:
Well, theres my good deed fer the day.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
Klumpy says:
Zared: *very very VERY happy*
J-Man 6:32 says:
Night Zared. *Shuts bedroom door*
J-Man 6:32 says:
*Sigh*
Klumpy says:
You Okay, Jay?
J-Man 6:32 says:
Yeah, just tired 's all.
Klumpy says:
Aww
Klumpy says:
Me too
J-Man 6:32 says:
So much madness ...
Klumpy says:
Yeah
J-Man 6:32 says:
I think I need a good kip.
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'ma save this conversation. It was like a lil RPG. Kinda fun.
Klumpy says:
Yeah
Klumpy says:
Yeah, heh
J-Man 6:32 says:
Well, ya certainly picked up my spirits. 
Klumpy says:
I did?
Klumpy says:
I try to
Klumpy says:
 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Thanks.
Klumpy says:
You're welcome
J-Man 6:32 says:
Better climb the wooden hill to BED fordshire now ...
Klumpy says:
Yes....
Klumpy says:
*yawn*
J-Man 6:32 says:
I'll work ona new pic tomorrow.
Klumpy says:
Yay
Klumpy says:
Thanks 
J-Man 6:32 says:
Nay problem. Talk to ya again sometime. Have a good un.
Klumpy says:
Bye
Klumpy says:
Sam: See ya
J-Man 6:32 says:
Bye.
J-Man 6:32 says:

See ya Sam.