• "And Leon's getting larrrrger!"
  • "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
  • "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
  • "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
  • "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
  • "The tower??????the tower?????Rapunzel, Rapunzel"
  • "Surely you can't be serious!"
    "I am serious - and don't call me Shirley!"
  • "I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley."
  • "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"
  • "Captain, uh, maybe we oughtta turn on the searchlights now!"
    "No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
  • "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
  • "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
    "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
    "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
  • ""Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"
  • "Joey, d'ya ever hang around the gymnasium?"
  • "I'll take ham on five, hold the mayo."

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