• "Fawn Lebowitz? One minute please."
  • "They can't do that to our pledges. Only WE can do that to our pledges."
  • "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
  • "Mind if we dance with your dates?"
  • "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
    "Germans?"
    "Forget it. He's rolling!"

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