Bachelor Party quotes

"Are you sure you don't want me to go with you guys?"
"ah, how about no?"
"Yeah, a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!"
"Who was that?!?"
"I don't know."
"Well, what's this?!?"
"Beats me."
"What about this?!?"
"Still drawing a blank."
"To Rick and Debbie."
"To us."
"To girls with big boobs."
"If I was that kid, I would breastfeed until I was 17 or 18."

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