- "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
- "Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips."
- "Are you the police?"
"No, ma'am. We're musicians.
- "How much for the little girl? Your women -- how much for the women?"
- "Well, me and the Lord, we got an understanding."
"We're on a mission from God."
- "What kind of music do you normally have here?
Oh, we get both kinds - country AND western!"
- "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
- Elwood: Do you have white bread?
Aretha: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Aretha: You want butter or jam on that bread?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Aretha: How about you?
Jake: Do you have fried chicken?
Aretha: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Give me 4 fried chickens and a coke.
Aretha: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: 4 fried chickens and a coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast, please.
Aretha: You want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A coke.
- "Ow, you fat penguin."
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