• Murray: "Cause I'm keepin it real."
  • Travis: "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy."
  • Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
    Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
    Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne".
    Dionne: Thank you.
    Murray: My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones."
  • Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
    Cher and Dionne: What?
    Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?"
  • Mugger: a-what-a?
    Cher: an Alaya....it's like a totally important designer.
    Mugger: and I will totally shoot you in the head.

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