• "This is a little different Joe...Connie isn't going to be meowing all night or sleeping in a box, or climbing up the drapes....or maybe she will, you both are kind of starting from scratch."
  • "Look out, Muppets!!"
  • "Pseudohalogenic compound cyanagin...uh-huh."
  • "Well, Amel, it's just you, me, your balls..., and this drawer."
  • "But unlike some people, I have a heart, God Dammit!"
  • "I don't care what undercover rock you crawled out from, there's a dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide. Section 3-605.10.20.22.24.26.50.70.80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them."
  • "My god, he's dating Mother Goose."
  • "Thank God it's Friday!"

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