• "In the court ruling, US versus Fishbein, a man subjected to potential incarceration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but an important one......to me."
  • "Yes, very good, I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich."
  • "He went out for his urinalysis."
  • "Look! Defenseless babies....uh, fell for the oldest trick in the book."
  • "Can I have a cup of hot fat??? And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."
  • "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
    No, not since breakfast."
  • "This is for da cops."
  • She moved out.
    Really, y'know I was just talking to her the other day and she didn't say anything..
    She moved out.
    So you're saying she moved out.

    Back.