• "You know who that is??? That's John LaRose. He was the Montreal Canadiens' rookie of the year two years ago. Doesn't play hockey no more. I got that guys hockey card at home, I'll show it to ya."
  • "If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."
  • "Hey whiplash.
  • Judge: "Sir you cannot split pleas like that."
    Doug: "Gimme two bowls of split pleas soup to go, eh."
  • Doug: "Jeez, he's starting to sound like the old man, pretty soon he'll be sending me out for beers."
  • "Hey Pam your name's on this machine, you got to level 6, I only got to level 5 eh, beauty playing."

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