You're an asshole
you're a really big asshole
I can't stand you
and you're an asshole
You and your big head and your bugged-out eyes
breaking the chalk and you still act surprised
it's really a mystery you never made tenure
twirl your beard some more, please
a-s-s-h-o-l-e
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Background:
Music: Actually, this is weird because I started out trying to mimic DMB's "Rapunzel" and wasn't even close... then I changed a few of the chords around and came up with this lil' jam. After letting it ruminate and not really doing much with it, I decided to (try to) let it be the "humor song" in my repetoire. The asshole theme has been in place for awhile now, but only recently realized in print. I love how the thing at the end jams out, but it doesn't have anywhere to go. So, it's a really, really short song. We're talking a minute and a half, two minutes tops. It would be painful to continue it any longer... last time I checked the time it ended up right around 1:45.
Lyrics: hehe... if you *only* knew. (disclaimer - all lyrics to this song are sung with a really big and stupid sarcastic grin - it's a joke... well, sorta.)
