Would you slide down the hills at Ashton on your bare bum for a night with Howie? Yes, definitely! No, my butt would hurt so much I wouldn't be able to enjoy the night! Depends on whether or not he'd do it too! To get Howard's attention I would: Start a tortoise farm for the rich and famous and ask him if he'd like to drop by and check out my shells Put my hair into dread-locks, jump up and down and scream "'ERE WE GO" everytime he walked out of his house Nothin'...he already loves me deep down. Confess your love to Howard: