YOU WANT DIPTHONGS???
WE GOT LOTS OF 'EM!!!

WE'VE GOT SO MANY OF THE STUPID THINGS,
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 'EM!!!

...NOT LIKE WE KNEW WHAT THE DING-DANG THINGS WERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE...I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY'RE EVEN
REAL WORDS...AWW...WHO CARES...JUST GO AHEAD AND TAKE 'EM.

• Oi
• Oy
• Ou
• Au
• Ay
• Ai
• Ae
• Ua
• Ei
• Uy
• Ie
• Eo
• Io
• Om
• E.T.
• Yo
• Ia
• Iy
• Ea
• E.R.
• Oe
• A@
• Ey
• Oo
• Au
• Li
• Fe
• NaCl
• C.N.N.
• Oe
• Ui
• Uj
• Uk
• Ulmnop
• S.C.U.B.A.
• Ee

See! Dipthongs are stupid! They should be outlawed. Aren't you glad you weren't paying attention that day in Mrs. O'Malley's 3rd Grade English Class? Freakin' waste of the taxpayer's money, I tell ya. Don't even get me started.

Time for more stuff...