Thank you for joining us as we try to answer the age old question...

...exactly who is this "Tony" guy anyway?

(and more importantly, why do we trust 'im?)

Here's what little we know...we'll leave it to you to figure out the rest.

He's a long-haired kid, half-Italian, Half-Scottish.
He's always got that dang guitar with 'im, singin' silly songs.
He likes good eatin'.
He thinks he's gonna make films someday.
He's obsessed with his music collection.
He thinks he can make a web page.
He knows more about the Beatles than anyone in their right mind should.
He may have been abducted by aliens...
...consequently, he often has a hard time finding the right words to say.
He's got really strange ideas about life and how to live it...
He went to school at R.I.T..

This guy sounds scary...let's go back.