Thanks to a new space-age polymer made from chicken nuggets, we at The Web Page For The Verbally Challenged
have been working night and day now that we've finally come up with the secret recipe for making pre-made
sentences for you, our valued friends and customers. And so, without further ado, we present...
(That's because it does the thinking FOR YOU...)
(sorry...)
(...well...all right. (sigh..))
(But it really is such an insult to people's intelligence to PUT TOGETHER words for them when they might not even mean to say such things.)
(...and they're so silly, anyway.)
(...but...oh, fine. Threaten me...that's all you ever do anymore. When was the last time you took me out to dinner?)
(All RIGHT! I'm going...but don't expect me to be waiting up for you when you get home.)