Name (feel free to be creative): The Reverend H - the hip priest, a
citizen of time and as written in ayche 3:16 "...he who sings like
Sinatra on crack".
Fav. band- Zappa, XTC, Joy Division/New Order, Cheap Trick, The
Clash (and most punk and post-punk from 76 to 84), Elvis Costello, Buddy
Holly, Anyone on the 4*A*D label past and present (Cocteau Twins/Dead
Can Dance/TMC/T Muses/Lush/Pixies/Birthday Party et al), The Fall, PJ
Harvey, Fugazi, Sonic Youth, Replacements, Sinatra, Al Green, Bill
Nelson, Richard Thompson, Zoviet France, Laurie Anderson and so on...
Fav. flav. Jello- Black Cherry, Strawberry. Cherry... no bananas in it!
Fav. shoe brand- Doc Martens, Red Wing, Wolverine, any thing
that's comfortable.
How old do you feel or think you should be: Age range: 6 - 1006,
depending on mood, weather, alcohol/caffeine consumption, etc.
Fav. thing about preskewl: I gave dandelions to girls and they
liked them *shrug*, paste as a food staple
Fav. Radio station- WCSB and WRUW
Fav. Real World, or Road rules cast member- Never watched them...
Only things on MTV I'l watch is Daria, Sefl and Olly and Celebrity Deathmatch. If I had
M2, I'd watch that.
best pickup line, or answer to one- Debate whether these are
best, but... Overheard line by a guy to a woman:"Do you believe in love
at first sight or do I have to walk around you again?" Overheard line by
a woman to a guy: "I really want your number, so why don't you take me
home so I can copy it directly from your phone?"
apricot with a short a, or apricot with a long a- short a... as in agitate.
whats the best part about jail- Rapists and child molesters getting theirs, free education, lots of
time for exercise, cigarettes as currency.
what to you think SPAM stands for- Spiced Ham... A A Bm7 E7
til infinity "lovely spam, wonderful spam"
who's your favorite teletubie- The Unatubbie
NICK NAMES: H, Ayche,
Aychepling, The Hip Priest, The Man in Black
FAVORITE FRUIT: Apples, especially Jonathans
IF YOU COULD DYE
YOUR HAIR, WHAT COLOR WOULD IT BE? I did the chartreuse and blue
hair dye when I was younger. Now it would be dark brown if I wish to
cover the greying happening at my temples.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? If I were to
have one, it would be a rose with the word hope intertwined in
there... placed on my chest near my heart.
IF YOU COULD TURN INTO AN ANIMAL WHAT WOULD IT BE? A bear... either
polar or black.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD DEAD OR ALIVE
WHOWOULD IT BE? I'd have to choose between Jack Benny, Lenny Bruce and
Buddy Holly...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
"In life, love gnawed my skin
to this white bone;
what love did then,love does now:
Gnaws me through." - Sylvia Plath
HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE? Yeah, I have. A few times in fact.
WHAT'S ON YOUR WALLS: Six foot high Joy Division poster, electric
clock from the 70's, assorted pics in frames, a couple paintings...
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR FULL? Half Empty
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SHOE? Work shoes with steel toes. These
things last so much longer than other shoes.
WHAT'S YOUR FAV SONG? Varies greatly. These days: Television-
Marquee Moon , The Jam - Going Underground and That's Entertainment,
Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon, Slint - Good Morning Captain,
My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow, Nico - My Funny Valentine, Jon
Spencer Blues Explosion - Full Grown, Plastilina Mosh - Ode to Mauricio
Garces, lots of Motown lately (as of March 99)
WHAT SONG DO YOU HATE? There are many, but 3 such examples are Paul
Anka's Havin' My Baby, Charlene's I've Never Been To Me and Starship's
We Built This City.
PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO:
Chameleons - Soul In Isolation, Church - The Unguarded Moment, Joy
Division - Heart and Soul, Smiths or Kirsty MacColl -You Just Haven't
Earned It Yet, Baby, Anne Clark - Hope Road, American Lesion -
Predicament , Peter Himmelman - Things To Say
WHAT are YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECTs? English and Math
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR SNAPPLE? Regular Iced Tea
WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? If I can't be Stone Cold
Steve Austin, then just someone who makes a difference.
WHICH ONE COKE OR PEPSI? COKE!!! tho I do like Pepsi, even if it is
a bit too sweet. And besides, who'd heard of a Jack and Pepsi?
SHOWER OR BATH?Shower. I take baths on those rare occasions where I
ache all over.
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? Aquarius
WHEN YOU GO INTO A PUBLIC RESTROOM, WHICH STALL DO YOU GOINTO
(ASSUMING THERE'S 3 STALLS)? First one... it's usually the cleanest as
far as those things go.
WHICH KIND OF MILK IS YOUR FAVORITE? I don't drink milk. I'll
consume sour cream or the occasional ice cream, but I don't drink the
stuff. Maybe some skim if I have to use it in a recipe.
WHAT IS THE THING THAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST?? Man's inhumanity to
man.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY OR A LEFTY OR BOTH? Righty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? usually
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE ADAM SANDLER MOVIE? I've only seen Happy
Gilmore...
WHEN YOU FIRST MEET A PERSON YOU FIRST NOTICE: eyes, handshake,
whether the person will drown in a rainstorm b/c the nose is in the
air...
DO YOU EVER SAVE YOUR email/online CONVERSATIONS? Oh yeah... I save
email. I'm a total packrat. Now how sick is this... I have 2 email
accounts with just jokes and forwards in them... 800+ pieces in all! I
used to save Firefly convos... nowhere else tho.
WEED OR ALCOHOL? Alcohol, despite the fact the stuff will make you a
lot more violent than weed ever could. Prime example being my "dad".
BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Both, and not at the same time.
IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING IN A KITCHEN WHAT WOULD IT BE? Oscar Meyer
weiner, cause then everyone would be in love with me. ;)
WHO WOULD YOU PUT FIRST YOUR BF/GF OR YOUR BEST FRIEND? I have no
gf, so I guess that answers that.
WHAT IS THE THING YOU ARE MOST CURIOUS ABOUT? Other lifeforms in the
universe, the future.
WHICH DO YOU PREFER MUD/JELL-O WRESTLING? jello I guess.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A storage box of shoes, a storage box of old
T-shirts, a box of about 200 cassettes... and I think my Train and
Placebo CDs.
WHAT'S THE BEST CONCERT YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO? Way too many to list,
tho I will mention The Residents in '86, Chameleons/Mighty Lemon Drops
in '86 and Zappa in '80.
WHAT IS THE BEST # IN THE WORLD? 3, it's the magic number.
WHAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE? I was in a
nightclub some years ago and this woman approached me. She was drunk,
but we danced,and she drank, then we hugged, and she drank, then we
kissed... She told me she had a place within walking distance of the
club, so we went there, and well, I don't need to tell you what we did.
So morning comes and I awake next to her and she awakes... and she asks
who the hell I am and practically accuses me of breaking and entering.
She didn't remember anything that happened the night before because...
she was too drunk to remember. I should have known better and perhaps
handled it better, pure and simple. Plus see my "angst page"
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING? 1 or 2, but considering I'm
doomed to become a permanent bachelor, I'll probably will have to adopt.
IF YOU COULD MARRY ANYONE AT THE MOMENT, WHO WOULD IT BEAND
WHY? my last gf, tho I know it would never last.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU
CHANGE? How long have you got? Well I'll just say less tonnage and
maybe finishing that master's
WHAT DO YOU THINK TRUE LOVE REALLY IS? A song by X. Ok ok... I think
it has to do with loving a person as you'd love yourself. I suppose the
best example of it that I can think of right off the top is in the
Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel Life in the Time of Cholera in which the
hero waits over 50 years as the love of his life married another man.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE? Start a couple of music
related businesses...among many other things.
WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER DO YOU ADMIRE THE MOST AND WHY?
Wile E. Coyote b/c we both think we're just so smart sometimes and we
both carefully plan for things only to fall on our faces. But we don't
give up trying.
WHAT FLAVOR GUMMY BEAR DO YOU LIKE THE MOST? BLAH!!!!
IS LEARNING FUN? I can be, tho a lot of times it's not.
WHAT IS THE MOST DIGNIFIED WAY TO DIE? just dying dignified and old.
WHAT'S YOUR FAV COLOR? Black (natch), Purple, blue.
WHAT TOY'S DO U STILL HAVE? Tonka trucks, A small piano, Hot Wheels
and Matchbox cars, Stick Hockey game, Various sports games, Monopoly,
Yahtzee....
WHAT'S YOUR FAV FOOD? Pizza, Chinese, Pasta
WHAT ACTORs/ACTRESSes DO YOU LIKE?: Janeane, who I've liked since
The Ben Stiller Show. Mostly old time stars, like Cary Grant, Jimmy
Stewart, Marx Brothers, Myrna Loy, Barbara Stanwyck et al...
ARE YOU IN ANY SPORTS? No. I do bowl, play softball and bike.
WHAT' S YOUR FAV HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE AND WHY? There's a small lake where
I live, and when I feel down I go there to think. watch the water, watch
the geese or the ducks, feel the wind on my face... and I usually feel a
lot better afterwards.
#63)WHICH HANSON IS YOUR FAVORITE? The Hanson Brothers from the movie
Slapshot.
IS DIET POP OR REGULAR BETTER? Regular. Diet pop, unless you sip it
through a straw, is real bad for the teeth. Plus sometimes it feels like
battery acid when it's going through my body.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAST TIME? Music!!!!!
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLLCENTER
OF A TOOTSIE POP? I'll have to go with Mr. Owl on this one... 3.
HOW BIG......UH......I MEAN TALL ARE YOU? Six feet tall
SAY SOMETHING COOLHERE: I'm incapable of it so I'll let FZ have a final say...
Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST
- Frank Zappa (1940-1993)
Pierce your nose or tongue? nipples
Be serious or be funny? funny
Simple or complicated? what's *not* complicated
anymore?
Law or anarchy? law
Flowers or angels? dunno... I suppose if I got a guardian
angel that would work. Tho there's times I'd rather *be* a guardian
angel...
Grey or gray? Grey is a name, gray is a color.(in
most instances anyway...)
Color or black-and-white photos? I like both. Lots of cool
photos out there. B&W is easier on the eyes tho.
Sunrise or sunset? sunset. Especially in Waterloo...
Sex before marriage or sex after marriage? Uh, how about sex
please?
Rap or rock? Rock!!!!
Stay up late or wake up late? Stay up late. Gotta watch the Ghoul
on Fridays, among other cool stuff.
Is it POP or SODA? pop.
X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X.
Leather purse or knit purse? in my case a backpack or a
briefcase.
Eat an apple or an orange? Apple. Mom claimed to have
eaten a lot of Jonathan apples when preg with me. Besides, there's less
waste with an apple.
What came the first the chicken or the egg? *shrug*
Light or dark nail polish? Don't wear the stuff, tho I
do like the dark stuff.
Tall members of the opposite/same sex or short? I
have no preference.
Sun or moon? Moon. Something so mystical about it.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Haagen Daz
chocolate chocolate chip.
Green beans or carrots? Green beans, baked with
mushroom soup
Low fat or fat free? Low Fat
Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Silver. Goes better
with black.
Cat or dog? I guess I'm more of a dog person, tho I
like cats too.
Mustard or ketchup? I like both, but if forced to
choose, mustard.
Hardcover books or softcover books? Softcover
Newspaper or magazine? I read both. Sunday newspapers
are very beneficial.
Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers.
Wonder or amazement? amazement.
Red car or white car? I have a green car and I want
to paint it black...
Happy and poor or sad and rich? um, happy and poor, I
suppose.
Singing or dancing? Both, neither very well though.
Hugging or Kissing? the more of both, the better!